It was recently reported that Newt Gingrich and Fox News had a tiff. Newt likes attention and Fox had plenty to give, but not to Newt. Fox met a new man. His name is Mitt. He was everything Newt couldn’t be. Newt tried to get Fox to return by opening up his heart and writing a poem,
George Will <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Debategate" target="_blank">tried stealing Gingrich&#039;s debate book to help Romney</a>, but it turned out to be just a collection of pictures of Newt in various historical costumes - Roman emperor, Tudor king, Edo-era shogun, Apollo astronaut, etc.
14:58, 14:59, 15:00. Ding, ding, ding. Your fucking 15 minutes is up Newt. STFU and go away. Go write another book that can be thrown into the dust bin of America.
He should switch the trench coat for a hoodie.
George Will <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Debategate" target="_blank">tried stealing Gingrich&#039;s debate book to help Romney</a>, but it turned out to be just a collection of pictures of Newt in various historical costumes - Roman emperor, Tudor king, Edo-era shogun, Apollo astronaut, etc.
14:58, 14:59, 15:00. Ding, ding, ding. Your fucking 15 minutes is up Newt. STFU and go away. Go write another book that can be thrown into the dust bin of America.
<i>&quot;...leaving people to wonder if Newt has been an asshole from the get-go&quot;</i>
Actually, I wasn&#039;t wondering that.