In the great American tradition offailingbigoting upward, Phil Robertson and his Duck Dynasty clanspawn have certainly been the bestest. Fresh off an entirely meaningless suspension and an appearance on Sarah Palin's Rockin' Word Salad New Year's Eve, we now learn that the Duck People have a
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I personally like the challenge of duck hunting with a semiautomatic pistol.
2014 is off to a great start! Diversity comes to the Chicken Fucking industry.
3 of them.
You were afire.
You&#039;ll shoot your eye out...
I, for one, await their line of bridal couture for the 15-year-old set. What elegance!
Looks like he&#039;s holdin&#039; his invitation right dere, folks.
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The Beverly Teaparty!
What, reruns again?