"Christopher [Worrell], a Proud Boy who unleashed pepper spray at a line of police officers."
Wait, so they are suing because the cops exposed them to pepper spray when they were also using pepper spray against the cops (along with beating the shit out them)? I know it's not the most important point but how fucking dumb are these people.
If Ashli Babbitt had never fallen for the sump trap of rancid swill known as QAnon, she would quite likely still be alive, as well as more mentally healthy.
Does he not know that all the money that these people are getting from the government is money that he himself will not be able to take, because it won’t be there anymore?
Mike JohnsonSon: Dad, I saw you were back on that subservient humiliation porn site playing the role of a whiny, needy bottom / doormat. We talked about this Dad! You promised you wouldn’t anymore! [disappointed sobbing]
Mike Johnson: What? No, son! [nervously checks phone and burner phone. shoulders relax as he sees he kept the porn on the burner. where it belongs!] Son, that’s just not true. Check your Covenant Eyes app!
Mike JohnsonSon: [sniffles] Dad. I don’t need to look at the app. It’s all over the news! [returns to sobbing]
Coney Barrett to Sauer: "You say the purpose of the 14th amendment was to put all newly freed slaves on equal footing and so they would be citizens. But that's not textual."
There's an entire reddit for soundless moving images that cause people to perceive sounds. (I think I might hear a hiss but I'm not sure.) But I have synesthesia.
The Mad King finally pushed it too far with this dumbfuck war. And because SCOTUS declared his stupid tariffs illegal, he can no longer use the threat of higher tariffs to try and force other countries into compliance.
"Christopher [Worrell], a Proud Boy who unleashed pepper spray at a line of police officers."
Wait, so they are suing because the cops exposed them to pepper spray when they were also using pepper spray against the cops (along with beating the shit out them)? I know it's not the most important point but how fucking dumb are these people.
"Objective Reality" has been cancelled by Presidential executive order.
So you are telling me there is hope for my lawsuit claiming my neighbors house caused me to waste eggs and toilet paper every Halloween?
If Ashli Babbitt had never fallen for the sump trap of rancid swill known as QAnon, she would quite likely still be alive, as well as more mentally healthy.
Ta, Dok. Let them all show their patriotism by volunteering for military service.
WTF?
Does he not know that all the money that these people are getting from the government is money that he himself will not be able to take, because it won’t be there anymore?
LOL
Trump Reportedly Set to Tell Americans Iran War is ‘Winding Down,’ Reopening Strait of Hormuz Allies Problem
https://www.mediaite.com/politics/trump-reportedly-set-to-tell-americans-iran-war-is-winding-down-reopening-strait-of-hormuz-allies-problem/
"Reopening Strait of Hormuz"
Got my dick stuck in my zipper and now I'm goin to "reopen" said strait.
Try to imagine a Democrat attacking Iran and then saying oh well, I give up. I quit. It’s our allies’ problem now.
TRY TO FUCKING IMAGINE THAT.
The press would eat a Democrat alive if they did anything close to that.
OT
Gas......$5.83 gal Ventura CA
Humiliated Trump Storms Out of Catastrophic SCOTUS Hearing
https://www.thedailybeast.com/humiliated-trump-storms-out-of-catastrophic-scotus-hearing/
Good. I hope he filled his diaper as he went.
Mike JohnsonSon: Dad, I saw you were back on that subservient humiliation porn site playing the role of a whiny, needy bottom / doormat. We talked about this Dad! You promised you wouldn’t anymore! [disappointed sobbing]
Mike Johnson: What? No, son! [nervously checks phone and burner phone. shoulders relax as he sees he kept the porn on the burner. where it belongs!] Son, that’s just not true. Check your Covenant Eyes app!
Mike JohnsonSon: [sniffles] Dad. I don’t need to look at the app. It’s all over the news! [returns to sobbing]
End Scene
Is Mike Johnson's son an actual child of his loins or is he one of those weirdo adoptions like Matt Gaetz's "son" Nestor?
I believe he has one of each.
<hedley lamarr>Kinkyyyy!<.hedley lamarr>
Coney Barrett to Sauer: "You say the purpose of the 14th amendment was to put all newly freed slaves on equal footing and so they would be citizens. But that's not textual."
"Why the fuck are we still having this conversation?"
OT:
Robotaxi malfunction fucks up traffic in Wuhan, China
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cvge91r9j80o
helllllllloooooo!!
yr
smoking lamp
is nao lit nao!
Me, too.
https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ubL8!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fmedia_upload%2Fcomment%2F747e4026-2760-4c32-bb34-428693e15534%2F5acfaa79-3000-4792-b9ac-3dd12963b4e5.webp
{can anyone else hear that, despite 'sound off?')
Now that's a smoking lamp. Mesmerizing.
There's an entire reddit for soundless moving images that cause people to perceive sounds. (I think I might hear a hiss but I'm not sure.) But I have synesthesia.
https://www.illusionsindex.org/i/skipping-pylon
Very punctual. Nice work!
A thanke, kind person being
hiiiii birbfren!
Henlloooooooo!!
heeheeee! hiiii!
If you're keeping score here's another NOYOUFUCKINGFUCK!
https://substack.com/profile/439485293-holly-lima-charlie/note/c-236780761
The Mad King finally pushed it too far with this dumbfuck war. And because SCOTUS declared his stupid tariffs illegal, he can no longer use the threat of higher tariffs to try and force other countries into compliance.
The losing is becoming spectacularly insane!
I’m starting to worry that all these Nice Times are a bad April Fool’s joke.
Dayum.
Jim Acosta on live now; covering SCOTUS case today & voting attacks, with guests
https://substack.com/live-stream/152444?utm_source=activity_item
The fuck with Kristy Gnome's husband's nipples?!!
Tuned in. At least until I get so outraged that I have to crawl back into bed.