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"Christopher [Worrell], a Proud Boy who unleashed pepper spray at a line of police officers."

Wait, so they are suing because the cops exposed them to pepper spray when they were also using pepper spray against the cops (along with beating the shit out them)? I know it's not the most important point but how fucking dumb are these people.

Roger Loeb's avatar

"Objective Reality" has been cancelled by Presidential executive order.

Goonemeritus's avatar

So you are telling me there is hope for my lawsuit claiming my neighbors house caused me to waste eggs and toilet paper every Halloween?

KEITH TAYLOR's avatar

If Ashli Babbitt had never fallen for the sump trap of rancid swill known as QAnon, she would quite likely still be alive, as well as more mentally healthy.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Dok. Let them all show their patriotism by volunteering for military service.

Catnmus's avatar

Does he not know that all the money that these people are getting from the government is money that he himself will not be able to take, because it won’t be there anymore?

Dirty Work's avatar

"Reopening Strait of Hormuz"

Got my dick stuck in my zipper and now I'm goin to "reopen" said strait.

Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

Try to imagine a Democrat attacking Iran and then saying oh well, I give up. I quit. It’s our allies’ problem now.

TRY TO FUCKING IMAGINE THAT.

Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

The press would eat a Democrat alive if they did anything close to that.

Kateorite's avatar

OT

Gas......$5.83 gal Ventura CA

marydn's avatar

Good. I hope he filled his diaper as he went.

PeteWa's avatar

Mike JohnsonSon: Dad, I saw you were back on that subservient humiliation porn site playing the role of a whiny, needy bottom / doormat. We talked about this Dad! You promised you wouldn’t anymore! [disappointed sobbing]

Mike Johnson: What? No, son! [nervously checks phone and burner phone. shoulders relax as he sees he kept the porn on the burner. where it belongs!] Son, that’s just not true. Check your Covenant Eyes app!

Mike JohnsonSon: [sniffles] Dad. I don’t need to look at the app. It’s all over the news! [returns to sobbing]

End Scene

Michael Bowen's avatar

Is Mike Johnson's son an actual child of his loins or is he one of those weirdo adoptions like Matt Gaetz's "son" Nestor?

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I believe he has one of each.

Michael Bowen's avatar

<hedley lamarr>Kinkyyyy!<.hedley lamarr>

jaspersdad's avatar

Coney Barrett to Sauer: "You say the purpose of the 14th amendment was to put all newly freed slaves on equal footing and so they would be citizens. But that's not textual."

Tasner Hasenpfeffer's avatar

"Why the fuck are we still having this conversation?"

Parakeetist's avatar

OT:

Robotaxi malfunction fucks up traffic in Wuhan, China

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cvge91r9j80o

2Cats2Furious's avatar

The Mad King finally pushed it too far with this dumbfuck war. And because SCOTUS declared his stupid tariffs illegal, he can no longer use the threat of higher tariffs to try and force other countries into compliance.

Holly - Lima Charlie's avatar

The losing is becoming spectacularly insane!

2Cats2Furious's avatar

I’m starting to worry that all these Nice Times are a bad April Fool’s joke.

M-X's avatar

Jim Acosta on live now; covering SCOTUS case today & voting attacks, with guests

https://substack.com/live-stream/152444?utm_source=activity_item

Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

The fuck with Kristy Gnome's husband's nipples?!!

Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

Tuned in. At least until I get so outraged that I have to crawl back into bed.