Forget loaves and fishes -- the House Education Committee in Alabama's state legislature pushed through a school prayer bill last week on a voice vote, even though more committee members voted against it than for it.
Those Congressional prayers have certainly guided them over the years, especially since Obama was elected. How else could food stamp cuts pass without the guiding hand of Jesus in the chamber?
She looks like she's trying to hold it together... and losing.
Put yourself in her spot: how well would <i>you</i> handle it if a 2,000 year old 600 lb. gorilla suddenly appeared and plopped himself down in your sparsely-furnished classroom full of Adderall-addicted third graders while you were in the middle of a lesson?
Does she write Jesus fan fiction featuring herself as a super hot Mary Magdelene who gives Jesus all of his best ideas while they are in bed together?
It&#039;s true I&#039;ve had a hankering to catch white whales ever since 9th grade.
if government run health care is socialism, what is government run prayer?
Those Congressional prayers have certainly guided them over the years, especially since Obama was elected. How else could food stamp cuts pass without the guiding hand of Jesus in the chamber?
Harrisburg, PA.
Quetzalcoatl, Ra and Thor.
Bad linkie, Dok.
That&#039;s right -- hey, where&#039;s the AR-15 that we know he&#039;s always carrying? (It says so right in the Bible. Look it up!)
She looks like she&#039;s trying to hold it together... and losing.
Put yourself in her spot: how well would <i>you</i> handle it if a 2,000 year old 600 lb. gorilla suddenly appeared and plopped himself down in your sparsely-furnished classroom full of Adderall-addicted third graders while you were in the middle of a lesson?
The Sacred Smite! It&#039;s not child-battering, it&#039;s a sacrament!
Did he draw blood? Split lip or GTFO!
I love that hymn . . .
Tyranny of the deliberate majority!
Blessed are the loud, for they shall win the voice vote.
It&#039;s not so much they won&#039;t vote, as the Election Committee chairman will count the votes however she likes.
and Ole One-eyed Satan.
When did Jeebus start wearing a mullet? (Is this Alabama Jeebus? You can practically see the pickup truck he drove in with.)