San Diego. You are a lovely city of truly blue oceans and white beaches and great urban parks and really terrific schools and generally well-educated and affluent folk going about their very nice lives. You are a really nice place to visit! But apparently, you wouldn't want to live there, since all your public officials are just constantly either putting rape survivors in headlocks to ask them on "dates," or stone cold ducking out from City Council meetings to have important jizzing sessions in the men's room sink.
You best off to holler afore you go in these public outhouses,for some reason they is some shady goings on what happens in them places.I happened into one once and this feller was hugging the wall like the police was friskin him so I moved on and on the other side of the wall this other feller was kissing the wall.I heerd about folks lovin their bathrooms but that be takin it a little too far,I mean they didnt even own the place but they sure acted like they liked them walls a whole bunch and the paint wasnt that purty
Clearly, the man is excited by the opportunity to serve his community. Why must you mock his passion? His only weakness is that he loves his city too much.
He's in the restroom.
Hmmmm... He's been in there a while now... wonder what's taking him so long...
You best off to holler afore you go in these public outhouses,for some reason they is some shady goings on what happens in them places.I happened into one once and this feller was hugging the wall like the police was friskin him so I moved on and on the other side of the wall this other feller was kissing the wall.I heerd about folks lovin their bathrooms but that be takin it a little too far,I mean they didnt even own the place but they sure acted like they liked them walls a whole bunch and the paint wasnt that purty
Negotiated? With whom?
Keep it subtle. The Wonketariat will spot a jizz joke no matter how you disguise it.
That guy doesn't know to treat public fappers like you would sleepwalkers.
Try to back away quietly to prevent them from suddenly coming to.
The rule is: 3 shakes. After that you're playing with it.
She's going to need to buy more Comet™, this has given Todd some 'ideas'.
Is it really gonna be that kind of week (again)?
This is why bathroom stalls haz doors. Or at least they are supposed to.
Clearly, the man is excited by the opportunity to serve his community. Why must you mock his passion? His only weakness is that he loves his city too much.
Hey, at least he wasn't rubbing one out at the actual meeting, right?
At least he had the courtesy to almost do it in private.
Besides, who amoung us is the least bit surprised that pols are a bunch of jack-offs?
Wait... Alone is a sexuality now?
When you have your business <em>in</em> hand, pay attention to the business <em>at</em> hand.
I see what Katydid there!