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Republicans think lube is a liberal conspiracy.

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'Merkin made.

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Well played.

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Sure, his virgin daughters lusted after the old codger ecch, I can't even. Why do they call it the "good book" again?

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Well, according to Ms. W, my pants are the same way when I'm wearing them, so....

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We have ALWAYS been in support of Judge Roy Moore -- The Fuckhead-in-Chiefs Twitter Feed

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Why did Americans vote for Trump?

Would Americans vote for hi again?

Why doesn't America deserve nice things?

The Alabama elections answered the above questions precisely.

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"pro-Strange tweets"

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Finally, Alabama gets an official Ayatollah.

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The double ShShit state alabama votes for the BIGOT at every opportunity.

In 1948 it was between Truman & Dewey. 'bama gave 80% of its vote to the racist Strom Thurmond.In 1968 it was the criminal Nixon or the hapless Humphrey. 'bama gave 65% of its vote to the per-repentant version of the racist George Wallace.

That their republicans would vote for a sick fuck like Moore, who I call the Joe Arpaio of jurisprudence, comes as no surprise.

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Ms Gnome is more likely to shoot you or herself with a dinky blowback crapgun than any ne'er-do-well.

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Beyond a certain point is is useless to try to differentiate between dicks.

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I saw the gun. That flag is your canvas. "... splatter it with your faith."Like a flaming monk. The perfect ending.Dignified.

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Moore? Again? Still?I thought this flesh-eating-virus was dead.Fuck!

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The only good things to ever come out of Alabama were the Allman Brothers and Forest Gump.

Roy Moore looks like he's making an appearance at the opening of a new Roy Rogers.

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Steve King libelz!!!!!!

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