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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Republicans think lube is a liberal conspiracy.

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Sure, his virgin daughters lusted after the old codger ecch, I can't even. Why do they call it the "good book" again?

BrianW's avatar

Well, according to Ms. W, my pants are the same way when I'm wearing them, so....

ThePuckStopsHere's avatar

We have ALWAYS been in support of Judge Roy Moore -- The Fuckhead-in-Chiefs Twitter Feed

Delu's avatar

Why did Americans vote for Trump?

Would Americans vote for hi again?

Why doesn't America deserve nice things?

The Alabama elections answered the above questions precisely.

norcalOG's avatar

Finally, Alabama gets an official Ayatollah.

Charles Wolf's avatar

The double ShShit state alabama votes for the BIGOT at every opportunity.

In 1948 it was between Truman & Dewey. 'bama gave 80% of its vote to the racist Strom Thurmond.In 1968 it was the criminal Nixon or the hapless Humphrey. 'bama gave 65% of its vote to the per-repentant version of the racist George Wallace.

That their republicans would vote for a sick fuck like Moore, who I call the Joe Arpaio of jurisprudence, comes as no surprise.

Charles Wolf's avatar

Ms Gnome is more likely to shoot you or herself with a dinky blowback crapgun than any ne'er-do-well.

Charles Wolf's avatar

Beyond a certain point is is useless to try to differentiate between dicks.

Charles Wolf's avatar

I saw the gun. That flag is your canvas. "... splatter it with your faith."Like a flaming monk. The perfect ending.Dignified.

Charles Wolf's avatar

Moore? Again? Still?I thought this flesh-eating-virus was dead.Fuck!

Wookie Monster's avatar

The only good things to ever come out of Alabama were the Allman Brothers and Forest Gump.

Roy Moore looks like he's making an appearance at the opening of a new Roy Rogers.

Wookie Monster's avatar

Steve King libelz!!!!!!