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Well, its 8 o'clock in Boise, Idaho ol Dok Z says Giraffe, let's just start the show

They done made some plans for later on tonight She's ain't no pony But I know he'll treat her right.

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Ronnie is rolling over in his grave at that one. Interesting fact- the song is based upon an actual event, though it didn't happen in Boise. Ronnie changed the lyrics to Boise because his brother's band 38 Special was starting their first national tour there

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ask Bob Woodward

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And chemtrails, which as commander of the militia, he'd be elected to protect South Carolingians against.

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I'll take Colonel Mustard, thank'kew.

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You missed a spot...

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I don't need one...

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If it stays up for more than four hours, call a doctor.

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"a black" What is this, the hangover? I hope Brazeale wins, as long as he isn't 'a black' as that would be unacceptable.

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What's his position on repealing Obamacare?

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but what about man on giraffe sex, surely that is illegal in Boise?

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OT but another Southern Charm post-reconstruction fun fact: most courthouses built in the South after the war were configured so that the back door faced North.

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This guy has a real shot at being the AG if he mentions fluoridation and precious bodily fluids.

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The next police report should be a doozy: Domestic violence at the Breazeale residence, National Guard summoned to the scene.

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Half-a-brain with half-a-bird.

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Long march from SC to Nevada.

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