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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Well, its 8 o'clock in Boise, Idaho ol Dok Z says Giraffe, let's just start the show

They done made some plans for later on tonight She's ain't no pony But I know he'll treat her right.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Ronnie is rolling over in his grave at that one. Interesting fact- the song is based upon an actual event, though it didn't happen in Boise. Ronnie changed the lyrics to Boise because his brother's band 38 Special was starting their first national tour there

Jared James's avatar

And chemtrails, which as commander of the militia, he'd be elected to protect South Carolingians against.

The Quirk's avatar

I'll take Colonel Mustard, thank'kew.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I don't need one...

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

If it stays up for more than four hours, call a doctor.

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

"a black" What is this, the hangover? I hope Brazeale wins, as long as he isn't 'a black' as that would be unacceptable.

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

What's his position on repealing Obamacare?

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

but what about man on giraffe sex, surely that is illegal in Boise?

schmannity's avatar

OT but another Southern Charm post-reconstruction fun fact: most courthouses built in the South after the war were configured so that the back door faced North.

Fartknocker's avatar

This guy has a real shot at being the AG if he mentions fluoridation and precious bodily fluids.

schmannity's avatar

The next police report should be a doozy: Domestic violence at the Breazeale residence, National Guard summoned to the scene.

The Quirk's avatar

Long march from SC to Nevada.