Michele Bachmann gave her farewell address to the House of Representatives Tuesday, and while we were worried that she might just stand up and announce that all her email should be forwarded to Shelly@CrazyEyes.com, she actually did deliver a thoroughly Bachmannian speech. It hits all the required notes: Freedom, In God We Trust, Why the House is the Best House, plus several extra helpings of God stuff just to be sure.
NPR gave her send off by mentioning that she really didn’t accomplish anything except when she got her name added to a bill for a bridge that Senator Amy Klobuchar (D) put together.
The House is losing another great Conservative mind. So sad. Let's take a moment to pour one out for Michelle but, also remember all of the fallen right-wing heroes and their fine contributions to our society. They kept Jesus in government where he belongs, side-by-side with Adams and Jefferson. They were there to make sure life begins after dinner and before the movie. They stood up to repeal Obamacare over and over again, it was their greatest hit. They cut everything as if saying "Ask not what your country can do for you - no really - don't, it's just rude - so don't ask".
So let's remember these heroes and give them the respect they deserve.
Ewww.
Marcus: Oh, yeah, you betcha! Wait... with each other?!
A Bronx Cheer that could float the Edmund Fitzgerald off the bottom of Superior?
After Marcus' 'clinic' is shut down, he and CrazeYes will only have the foster-kid mill as their sole source of income.
When they finally create a vaccination for stupid it should be named after Michele.
What? No mention of all the FAAAAAAAABULOUS things she and Marcus will be doing with all that free time?
NPR gave her send off by mentioning that she really didn’t accomplish anything except when she got her name added to a bill for a bridge that Senator Amy Klobuchar (D) put together.
The Bachmann Injection? The Vapid Stare Vaccine?
Is there such a thing as a no-think tank that could hire her?
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The House is losing another great Conservative mind. So sad. Let's take a moment to pour one out for Michelle but, also remember all of the fallen right-wing heroes and their fine contributions to our society. They kept Jesus in government where he belongs, side-by-side with Adams and Jefferson. They were there to make sure life begins after dinner and before the movie. They stood up to repeal Obamacare over and over again, it was their greatest hit. They cut everything as if saying "Ask not what your country can do for you - no really - don't, it's just rude - so don't ask".
So let's remember these heroes and give them the respect they deserve.
We'll always have the Iowa State Fair.
The Tad Stevens Center for The Study of Tubular Affairs?
Well, they did come up with Romneycare and Obamacare.
That oughta be a no-brainer...
No, wait, hiring her would be a thinkless task...
They'll finally have time to properly homeschool their sixty-eleven foster kids.