Some of you are old enough to remember a fine man called Bob GuccioneJrSr. He was an erudite fellow, not at all disgusting or blobby, and he owned the gentlemen's gazette Penthouse . This exceptional periodical was like Hustler , but with fewer racist cartoons, and it was most famous for its "Penthouse Coliseum," to which adventurers would write after having completed some grand journey and herculean feat, like boning three nubile coed geishas at the oncet.
I bet Conan was putsching too hard on her.
<i>Der Schwarzer Wiener?</i>
Now hold on there...porn for olds isn&#039;t all that bad. (NSFW) <a href="http://dazzlingdivas-ladiva..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://dazzlingdivas-ladivas.blogspot.com/2011/07...">http://dazzlingdivas-ladiva...
Geht awwt! Grahb mah hand! AARGHAGAH!
... Needless to say, I&#039;m looking forward to &quot;starring&quot; in the sequel! <i>Name and address withheld by request</i>
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The Dirty J&uuml;rgen?
I&rsquo;m not buying it. I&rsquo;ve seen Arnold &ldquo;act&rdquo;.
&quot;What <i>appears to be</i> a sex act&quot;?
It&#039;s not hard to tell, usually.
There is a bar in Tucson, AZ with a picture of Arnold (or someone who looks exactly like him; the owner claims it&#039;s the real deal) performing &quot;the shocker&quot; on some girl bent over the bar.