If Biden vanished for a mystery “dental appointment” while his ankles looked like bread dough escaping a loafer, the NYT would publish a 12-part grief cycle by dinner.
Trump does it and the press says, “Strong energy today.”
Trump is, to the day, ten years and two weeks older than I. I had my annual physical last Friday. A little less than six months after my semi-annual checkup. I had a root canal last week, as well, my first in probably 30 years. My God, they have improved the pain killing and the technology. I was in and out in 45 minutes, felt no pain, just felt the pressure of one needle of painkiller, got a permanent cap on the hole the endodontist drilled in my crown, have had neither pain nor sensitivity where the operation took place, and although I don't have dental insurance so had to pay for it in full, felt I truly got my money's worth. Two weeks earlier, I was wondering if I'd ever have a moment without severe tooth pain.
That was a very satisfactory description of Emperor Stinky’s sandbag-like legs. In motion, he resembles Kharis after he got his tanna leaves. I remember Linda Barry wondering why the mummy was so scary when he was so slow you could run around behind him and kick him in the ass. Unadvisable, since his boys would kill you for the insult, but imagine the old creature rising skyward after someone had planted a real $10,000 kick in his diaper rash ridden posterior. Do you suppose he’d immortalize that incident on a coin? Tie is flying, hair is disarrayed…I’m talking about the mummy, of course.
The whole world certainly dodged a bullet when Harris lost a presidential election, by a landslide too. We know it was by a landslide. Donald Trump said so.
They went to the Villages because it is near Doral, but mostly because it is one of the few places he won't get booed. But it's not like he's gaining voters here. Seems stupid. It must have been his idea.
"Every other president has made use of the convenience of having their very own world-class dentist right in the White House"
Perhaps the Fulvous Fuckwad learned a lesson -- even though I'm pretty sure that learning anything is impossible for him since he already knows everything -- during his first term: relying on WH medical staff can be hazardous to the doctor. Let's not forget that WH Physician Ronny Jackson was demoted* to Capt for doing the correct thing and supplying meds to staffers to keep them calm. Good thing for him he had a powerful benefactor to support him and endorsing him in his 2020 campaign/win for a seat in the House and another ally running the Pentagon in the current regime who reinstated his retired rank back to Rear Admiral.)
(* As like everyone else who was punished for rampant RINO asshattery his demotion was politically motivated and had nothing to do with his malfeasance, like being drunk/stoned on the job or being a drug dealer as mentioned above -- both specifically called out in his demotion.)
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"clearly mentally and physically decaying in front of our very eyes, as is the human condition of a man of his age"
Sorry, but no. I'm less than a year younger than the Desert Sand Dipshit and while my mental acuity and physical wellbeing have decreased a bit over the last ten years I'm by no means "decaying." I have an older sibling who plays three hours of Pickleball three days a week. None of my siblings or myself have the least little worry about what we will be like after a several mile hike along nature trails or taking our dogs on long walks. All of us were still working when into our 70s. There are basically three prime needs to remain physically and mentally well: regular exercise (which does not entail multiple rounds of Golf a week when you drive your cart up to your ball then getting back into the cart to go to where the ball now lies), somewhat healthy eating habits (no twelve cans of Diet Coke a day and a diet heavy on Mickey D's hamberders), and good genes (the only thing we can't control).
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"Donald Trump [sic] thought so too, so that is where he went last Friday, to make a cameo at The Villages"
* A cameo appearance does not include a 90 minute long rant, airing his usual peccadilloes while saying nothing of substance, as usual.
* For someone obsessed with election fraud why is he so comfortable at the Villages? The Villages is the only locale that had multiple convictions for voter fraud in 2020, most for voting for the RINOs more than once and one for a son signing daddy's name on a ballot voting straight RINO because that's what he would have wanted (the ballot arrived before dad died and well before election day).
That's how my father's cankles looked in the few years prior to his death. Barely controlled diabetes and what we now recognize was likely periodontal presentation Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome (which I unfortunately inherited) - combined with poor leg circulation as a result of his open heart surgery. He passed away from congestive heart failure in 2002.
Compression socks can help with the cankles to some extent, but it's a symptom of poor cardiovascular health in general and the best way to prevent it is cardio in your middle age. The orange shitgibbon is famously anti-exercise, so I'm not surprised that his rotting circulatory system is catching up to him.
Every day, in every way. Trump makes me fonder and finder of Barack Obama, an articulate, graceful President who knew when to speak out and when to shut up. No drama Obama. We could use a man like that again.
If Biden vanished for a mystery “dental appointment” while his ankles looked like bread dough escaping a loafer, the NYT would publish a 12-part grief cycle by dinner.
Trump does it and the press says, “Strong energy today.”
Trump is, to the day, ten years and two weeks older than I. I had my annual physical last Friday. A little less than six months after my semi-annual checkup. I had a root canal last week, as well, my first in probably 30 years. My God, they have improved the pain killing and the technology. I was in and out in 45 minutes, felt no pain, just felt the pressure of one needle of painkiller, got a permanent cap on the hole the endodontist drilled in my crown, have had neither pain nor sensitivity where the operation took place, and although I don't have dental insurance so had to pay for it in full, felt I truly got my money's worth. Two weeks earlier, I was wondering if I'd ever have a moment without severe tooth pain.
Has The Death Of Stalin been shown on one of our movie nights?
Just asking.
Will nothing rid us of this tubulent beast?
PROJECTILE FREEDOM! EPIC FURRIES! Who names these things?
Be sure to TM!
That was a very satisfactory description of Emperor Stinky’s sandbag-like legs. In motion, he resembles Kharis after he got his tanna leaves. I remember Linda Barry wondering why the mummy was so scary when he was so slow you could run around behind him and kick him in the ass. Unadvisable, since his boys would kill you for the insult, but imagine the old creature rising skyward after someone had planted a real $10,000 kick in his diaper rash ridden posterior. Do you suppose he’d immortalize that incident on a coin? Tie is flying, hair is disarrayed…I’m talking about the mummy, of course.
Ta, Marcie. Sigh. I remember all the RWNJs going on and on about Hillary's ankles. Sigh.
Check out the carriage / ankle sequence in "Quacks". Hell, check out all of "Quacks": https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quacks_(TV_series)
True.
The whole world certainly dodged a bullet when Harris lost a presidential election, by a landslide too. We know it was by a landslide. Donald Trump said so.
Fatberg won by the biggest "mandate" he ever received in 2024 and it was still smaller than Obama's smallest.
Is that Dr. Phil? I thought the guy from The Whale lost a few pounds and turned into a dick.
They went to the Villages because it is near Doral, but mostly because it is one of the few places he won't get booed. But it's not like he's gaining voters here. Seems stupid. It must have been his idea.
The Villages aka God's Waiting Room
Dumpy's "dentist" is really a fluid removal specialist but even they can't get all the fluid off of Donny's smoothbrians.
It would be funny if Trump toppled over during one of his standing up naps. PS I don’t think Rudy or Trump are going to heaven.
Weird that he’d tell a group of retirees that he doesn’t give a crap about Medicare.
Is it though?
Well, politically it doesn’t seem too smart. I’m arguing against myself, aren’t I?
"Every other president has made use of the convenience of having their very own world-class dentist right in the White House"
Perhaps the Fulvous Fuckwad learned a lesson -- even though I'm pretty sure that learning anything is impossible for him since he already knows everything -- during his first term: relying on WH medical staff can be hazardous to the doctor. Let's not forget that WH Physician Ronny Jackson was demoted* to Capt for doing the correct thing and supplying meds to staffers to keep them calm. Good thing for him he had a powerful benefactor to support him and endorsing him in his 2020 campaign/win for a seat in the House and another ally running the Pentagon in the current regime who reinstated his retired rank back to Rear Admiral.)
(* As like everyone else who was punished for rampant RINO asshattery his demotion was politically motivated and had nothing to do with his malfeasance, like being drunk/stoned on the job or being a drug dealer as mentioned above -- both specifically called out in his demotion.)
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"clearly mentally and physically decaying in front of our very eyes, as is the human condition of a man of his age"
Sorry, but no. I'm less than a year younger than the Desert Sand Dipshit and while my mental acuity and physical wellbeing have decreased a bit over the last ten years I'm by no means "decaying." I have an older sibling who plays three hours of Pickleball three days a week. None of my siblings or myself have the least little worry about what we will be like after a several mile hike along nature trails or taking our dogs on long walks. All of us were still working when into our 70s. There are basically three prime needs to remain physically and mentally well: regular exercise (which does not entail multiple rounds of Golf a week when you drive your cart up to your ball then getting back into the cart to go to where the ball now lies), somewhat healthy eating habits (no twelve cans of Diet Coke a day and a diet heavy on Mickey D's hamberders), and good genes (the only thing we can't control).
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"Donald Trump [sic] thought so too, so that is where he went last Friday, to make a cameo at The Villages"
* A cameo appearance does not include a 90 minute long rant, airing his usual peccadilloes while saying nothing of substance, as usual.
* For someone obsessed with election fraud why is he so comfortable at the Villages? The Villages is the only locale that had multiple convictions for voter fraud in 2020, most for voting for the RINOs more than once and one for a son signing daddy's name on a ballot voting straight RINO because that's what he would have wanted (the ballot arrived before dad died and well before election day).
fnord
That's how my father's cankles looked in the few years prior to his death. Barely controlled diabetes and what we now recognize was likely periodontal presentation Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome (which I unfortunately inherited) - combined with poor leg circulation as a result of his open heart surgery. He passed away from congestive heart failure in 2002.
Compression socks can help with the cankles to some extent, but it's a symptom of poor cardiovascular health in general and the best way to prevent it is cardio in your middle age. The orange shitgibbon is famously anti-exercise, so I'm not surprised that his rotting circulatory system is catching up to him.
They recommended compression socks, but he didn't like them.
Every day, in every way. Trump makes me fonder and finder of Barack Obama, an articulate, graceful President who knew when to speak out and when to shut up. No drama Obama. We could use a man like that again.
I think Pete Buttigieg could be that man.