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Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

Giuliani also thinks he was a great mayor. How delusional is that.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

For me the stupidest thing Rudy ever believed was "I think it's a great idea to take a dirty cop with mob ties and make him police commissioner."

shastakoala's avatar

I think the whole world just threw up a little bit.

CassandraLeo's avatar

To be fair, all of this sounded better in the original German.

Courser's avatar

Living off the souls of the dead ain't a beauty diet.

lroom's avatar

I'm so sorry that happened to you.

lroom's avatar

That bald spot is huge.

Parchment Scroll's avatar

Giuliani seems to think that torturing terrorists will lead to capturing more terrorists to torture, and not to military assaults in which terrorists are killed. Also, torturing is humane, apparently?

http://www.rawstory.com/201...

CassandraLeo's avatar

I have the yoogest, classiest bald spots. No one has better bald spots than I do. Crooked Hillary wishes she had a bald spot like mine. Sad!

Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

He needed the communications budget so he could militarize the police to keep NY safe.

President Rufus T. Firefly's avatar

Saaaaay, you know who else cancelled an election because of a terrorist attack?

Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

The interior decorating part is too plausible for one of their theories.

Stulexington's avatar

ooooh, they infuse homeopathic remedies with chemtrails that make you gay, so they can add to their numbers and eventually turn the world gay!

meanlawyermom's avatar

Holy cow, I can't believe Chris Matthews, Mr. "calling out a candidate for lying is showing an opinion, which is not a journalist's job", grew a set of balls enough to challenge Giuliani. Sounds like Matthews was maybe responding to criticism of this opinion and actually doing his job for the only time ever. I can't stand Matthews, but this was a good push back on his part.