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chascates's avatar

Donald Trump sues people. We Wonketters say he wears a wig to cover the large 666 on the top of his head. Sue us you Antichrist or remove your rug!!!!

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Not malicious enough to be sued?

Scotty...we.need.more.malice!

Capt'n...I dinna tink tae engines weel tek much more o dis.

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diogenez's avatar

Run this: Larry Klayman is shagging Pat Robertson during special "prayer sessions."

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

If Le Wonquette, in quoting the ruling of an Appeals Court Judge, is guilty of libel, Klayman is going to have to sue the judge who wrote the ruling. Good luck with that, man-who-pleads-the-Fifth-when-asked-if-he-molests-his-kids.

It seems that the GOP is more than just the "Party of Stupid" -- it's the Party of Psychopaths. It's a wonder they get any votes at all.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Maybe Wonkette could get sued if they throw in some bestiality accusations unless of course, they are true and probably are, so…

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malsperanza's avatar

Lawmakers must be very dissapoint: this means that peeing in it won't be nearly as much fun.

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SullivanSt's avatar

So, Larry's complaint is in itself probably closer to actionable libel than the articles it's complaining about? Of course, it's still a million miles from actionable libel, because his complaint is entirely obviously completely without the remotest semblance of having a chance of success. Hey dude, <em>New York Times Co. vs Sullivan</em> - read it and weep, asshole.

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Lot_49's avatar

If you're doing good works for The Almighty, why would you need lawyers? Wouldn't He just smite your opponents with nuisance suits?

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Bezoar's avatar

Linking and laughing libel!

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ValiumNation's avatar

If the Wonkette gets sued just write a post dated check in Euros on a Cypriot account. It'll bounce so high even Mann Coulter couldn't get her hands on it.

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