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Wow. An executive vice president. Eric should get in touch with me when he gets a job as executive vice president of a business that doesn't have his last name as part of the title.

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Room temperature IQ Eric tRump interviewed by room temperature IQ Matt Gaetz. All made possible by the morans at Newsmax.

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thats quality reporting right there - get 2 known idiots to drool at each other, cos you know the audience is drooling on itself

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Let's not forget that Harvard gave Ron DeSantis a degree.

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Self- styled 'The Wharton' also has some explaining to do.

Lots of explaining.

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look he doesn't even go here, ok? stop asking us to explain

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Everyone knows Ol' Handsome Joe Biden is gonna mop the floor with PAB in 2024. That's why the Trumps are making excuses now for the landslide drubbing. If PAB really was a stable genius, these attempts by the radical libs to stop him wouldn't even be worth mentioning.

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Speaking of Matt Gaetz, now we know why prosecutors didn’t want to rely on Greenberg’s testimony against him.

https://www.rawstory.com/matt-gaetz-joel-greenberg-2662347561/

“ Attorneys for former Greenberg consultant Michael Shirley claimed the U.S. Secret Service found a thumb drive in Greenberg's car containing 80 images of child exploitation material that the former Seminole County tax collector told federal investigators that he intended to use to frame an attorney at the tax collector’s office, reported WKMG-TV's Mike DeForest.”

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Florida: the grift that keeps on giving.

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“They are doing anything they can to take down my father.“

Good.

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I think that Eric is just upset that Barron gets an underwear drawer, while he was just kept in the unfinished basement and told to poop in the corner when he was young.

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I remember how pissed PAB was when Barak and Michele got their Netflix deal and made money honestly. That brought me so much joy.

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“DA-DEEEEEEEEEEE! I LUUUUUUV YOU!!!!! SO DON’T TAKE ME OUT OF THE WILL, OKAY?”

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I never noticed before that eric's nose only makes it half-way to his mouth.

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is that mold on Eric's face?

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Helped with a Michelle Obama documentary. Well, that is bad. Unless you maybe look at Ginni Thomas who tried to help overthrow an election with the help of her Supreme Court husband. Because it really puts the Obama documentary into perspective, doesn't it?

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MTE. They failed to make that counterpoint didn’t they?

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I wonder if the trump spawn really hate dear old dad and hope everything bad happens to him but put on a public show of solidarity. You know their lives were miserable with him as their father.

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I think inside they seethe with rage toward their dad. But almost simultaneously they are trying to make sure the Trump dynasty, as much a pile of excrement as it is, continues on, cause what else are they gonna do?

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At least Ivanka “married out”, but has to live with vapid Jared, who makes his money dishonorably in SA but is supporting her. The boys just have to live hanging on to the legacy of their family name, even when Daddy winds up in prison or a home.

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Exactly...it's not like they can go out and get..ugh...JOBS.

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they sure aren't qualified, even to ask 'do you want fries with that'

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Or it's a case of Stockholm Syndrome so intense it'll be studied by psychologists 500 years from now

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7 degrees of separation of jack smith

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"Accountability feels like persecution to those who have never been held accountable"

----------Someone far more clever than me but at least my biceps are bigger

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Eric Trump looks like if cat pee was a person.

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