It's here, the special long summer weekend when we pretend to love America and forget about the pesky wars -- except for the War of Independence against British Petroleum -- and constant disasters such as oil spills and other government failures. Although, courtesy of the World Cup, America has already been exalted four times already this year. Should you have any patriotism remaining or have just been too lazy to put away your red, white and blue garb, here's how we suggest you celebrate this most holy of holidays.
Independence Day, Wonkabout Style
Independence Day, Wonkabout Style
Independence Day, Wonkabout Style
It's here, the special long summer weekend when we pretend to love America and forget about the pesky wars -- except for the War of Independence against British Petroleum -- and constant disasters such as oil spills and other government failures. Although, courtesy of the World Cup, America has already been exalted four times already this year. Should you have any patriotism remaining or have just been too lazy to put away your red, white and blue garb, here's how we suggest you celebrate this most holy of holidays.