Last week, our nation endured a great and brutal teabagging, and while Honest Patriots celebrated the victory with liters of corn syrup and victory speeches, the rest of America ran to quickly abort all its babies and hang out with any and all gay Mexican friends, all the while praying that Michelle Obama could bring some reason and clarity to that dark, cold night. What America didn’t know is that Michelle Obama is basically
And now the NYTimes is saying that Michelle has "wooed" India with her dance moves. Take notes, Barry, as your wife seduces a nation with her funky grooves and seductive movements.
She is Shiva, dancing the Dance of Creation, the dwarf of ignorance (a Teabagger on a scooter) beneath her feet, green vegetables blooming around her. When she stops, the world will end and a new cycle can begin.
Ain't no brickhouse either
Can't jump, either.
And now the NYTimes is saying that Michelle has "wooed" India with her dance moves. Take notes, Barry, as your wife seduces a nation with her funky grooves and seductive movements.
She is Shiva, dancing the Dance of Creation, the dwarf of ignorance (a Teabagger on a scooter) beneath her feet, green vegetables blooming around her. When she stops, the world will end and a new cycle can begin.