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L. Ron Pony  ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ's avatar

I'll be in my bunk.

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Elizabeth Hillcrest's avatar

late but WOOOOO YESSS

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L. Ron Pony  ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ's avatar

Another Cooley Law School grad, perhaps?

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The Villainess+'s avatar

Oh now you're going to bring up facts? Awww jeez, what a total conspiracy!

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MoeLarryAndJesus's avatar

Dau-Schmidt's gotta rhyme with Cow Shit, right? What else really needs to be said?

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Eric Mory's avatar

WHO are you talking about? Yukyukyuk te he!

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InterimBanana's avatar

I'm not sure how one could survey the wreckage of this country and come to any conclusion other than that male politicians should be defeated whenever possible. I mean seriously, look how bad we've fucked everything up. Plus if you vote male, you never know if you're voting for the next Franken or Schneiderman. Basically no risk of that if you vote for women.

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phoenix00's avatar

Experience counts!

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phoenix00's avatar

It spawned Mike Pence. What else do you need to know?

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phoenix00's avatar

He's now Scrooge McDuck. Also not a douchebag.

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phoenix00's avatar

"Teach your children calculus and keep the planet safe." is NOT A BAD START!

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phoenix00's avatar

Also Scrooge McDuck libelz!

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phoenix00's avatar

Great. Now we have incel dog-whistlers. JFC.

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JerAmerica's avatar

1.) Franken was very different from Schneiderman.2.) "No risk" of what? Franken crude humor behavior, or Schneiderman assault and battery behavior? Women, while mostly amazing, are not above either. It's a lot less likely, but it does happen.

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Hesavebread!'s avatar

At our last general election we had a choice between the SNP lead by a caring, compassionate woman, the Tories lead by a lesbian who despite being married to an Irish catholic was happy to do a deal with the gay hating, catholic hating DUP, and Labour who were lead by a lesbian so incompetent her own father trolls her on twitter. Iโ€™m not saying male candidates would be better but women are not necessarily the answer. See also May, Theresa and Thatcher, Margaret.

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InterimBanana's avatar

Lol Franken was a serial groper and admitted as much. "A lot less likely"="basically no risk." Name one female politician who has groped, assaulted, or exposed herself to someone else. Men need to be disempowered for our society to move forward. We should be immediately disarmed just for starters, then white men should be disenfranchised for at least 150 years like we did to everyone else.

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