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It is again my religion for you to have a religion so hows about cooling it afore I get a law going here

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"To whom would Jesus refuse service?" Man, my grammar is really acting up today. Time for a drink!

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Kirby Dildo, I think.

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As horrible as this proposed law is, I will always remind people that if a business does not want to accept your money because their version of a man in the sky says so, TAKE YOUR MONEY ELSEWHERE. The funny thing about businesses is that, without revenue, they eventually close for good.

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You should legislate that damn sun away, also too!

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Small print: "Sammy Alito said we could, suck it, haters."

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I don't want to hear any religious bullshit from anyone. If I see the fish sign in a store window or an ad I'll take my business elsewhere. I refuse to deal with anyone who believes in imaginary beings or refuses to believe in science.

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So if I want to refuse service to someone who is both gay and black, do I have to tell them which kind of hate I'm choosing? Or can I just do both?

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That's how "whites only" was fixed in the South.

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Based on their corruption of his teachings, Christians.

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Whatever you do, you are required by law to say "I'm not a racist and/or homophobe, but...".

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Marie Antoinette?

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No shoes, no shirt, no heterosexual orientation, no service. No exceptions!

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I like your style, Virginia.

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