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Shire Jansen's avatar

Between Lindsey Graham telling the GA Special Grand Jury that (sic) 'if someone had told Donald that aliens took the ballots he'd have believed them " and wanna be AG underpants first blaming thermostats for Donald losing the election, it's all starting to makes perfect sense that the Dolt is the GOP front runner in their cesspool of candidates.

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Revenant's avatar

It must be a hard life, going around spooking at shadows, being afraid every hour, always looking over your shoulder because almost everybody in the world who isn't him is out to get him. Be AFRAID, Little Jeffy, BE VERY AFRAID, WE'RE COMIN' TO GET YOU AND OUR NAME US LEGION.

boo!

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Maybe's avatar

That's just silly. If witches had attacked him, he'd be hopping around going "ribbit, ribbit."

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motmelere's avatar

Didn't he play the face melting Nazi in "Raiders of the Lost Ark?"

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JCfromNC's avatar

"NPC" is currently being used, if I understand it correctly, by RWNJs as sort of a synonym for "sheeple" -- i.e., the locked-in-a-bubble wokester who only parrots the three or four lib talking points they know. So to them, it's their equivalent of, well, most of them. You know, all the "I'm a free thinker" types that just echo the same talking points you can hear from any half-dozen other randomly-selected blue check shitlords.

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motmelere's avatar

People that use the term sheeple smell like ovine shit to me.

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Atrele Kasha's avatar

With extra narcissism and solipsism actually, given the implications of "Non-Player Character"

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fuflans's avatar

omg i love me some pete strzok.

i mean...

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Robert Eckert's avatar

You mean you'd like to strzok him?

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Alpaca Suitcase's avatar

What do the NPCs say? I used to be a coup-plotter like you, but then I took an indictment to the knee?

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

𝘈𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 “𝘜𝘬𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘕𝘗𝘊𝘴” 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨, “𝘕𝘗𝘊” 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘴 “𝘯𝘰𝘯-𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺𝘦𝘳 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘳” 𝘪𝘯 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘶𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘨𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘴.

Thanks for clarifying that. I would have gone on thinking it meant "not-for-profit corporation" and wondering, So he thinks Ukrainian charities are after him now?

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DrBDH's avatar

None of those imaginary enemies are gonna f*ck up Jeff's shit like Fanis Willis will.

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TakingAmes's avatar

Am I the only one who finds it REALLY troubling that we had people like this in government, and if the unthinkable happens they’ll be there again? Like, is this Salem, circa 1689?

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Denis's avatar

Chinese thermostats controlling the voting machines.... I bet Xi Xinping slapped his spy chief upside the head and said, "Why didn't you think of that?!"

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Maybe's avatar

I thought it was the Jewish space death rays.

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

And here I am, not even able to get a wifi range extender to reach my garage 40 feet from the house.

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Bombay Troubadour's avatar

This is a reminder of how close we were to Marshall Law, and bedlam

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oscarphile's avatar

and thousands of deaths

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Edith Prickly's avatar

So that's what my spirit animal has been up to. He's been rather scarce the past few weeks.

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Runfastandwin's avatar

He's onto me dammit!

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TalentNotAutotune's avatar

"You can't come after me! I'm wearing my Boots of Escaping!"

One of my favorite "Reno 911"/Patton Oswalt lines EVER.

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Cyderist's avatar

That's a classic and my appreciation for Patton increases every year. "The Heart, She Holler" is twisted, weird and super dark and my favorite episode is when Patton's character becomes the town doctor. Its all so wrong but never fails to make me giggle.

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

I can see why Cher decided not to release the original "Witches, spiritists, mediums, those with spirit animals, and Ukrainian NPCs." It doesn't have the flow of her later "Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves."

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Maybe's avatar

As far as I know, there are no gypsies among trump's cronies and co-conspirators. Lots of tramps and thieves, though.

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JustDontSayDittos's avatar

Yeah, she had to force that into a series of triplets. Hard to get enough breath for that.

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

The Adele cover was rather haunting, though. Amazing breath control.

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JustDontSayDittos's avatar

Well, yeah. She's fkn Adele, after all.

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