Infamous hollow-gazed wretch Michele Bachmann gave a largely comatose debate performance last night that would have been easily upstaged by, oh, probably a cheap household stereo blaring a mixtape's worth of her stump speeches played backwards, at half speed, to the
Or else, "The wheels on the bus keep falling off, falling off, fallling off. The wheels on the bus keep falling off, all day long..."
Rand Paul was just interviewed by BBC America. He said the wealthy and middle class are paying all of the taxes! I'm ashamed to be working class. I'm getting paid $300 a week under the table (my only income) and NONE of that goes to taxes.
I hereby will my body to the U.S. Treasury so that upon my death any body parts usable may bring some revenue to help alleviate the great burden faced by hedge fund managers, bank CEOs, and other worthies.
I would recommend to the Bachmann campaign that they approach "Captain" Lou Albano, Bobby "The Brain" Heenan, or The Grand Wizard of Wrestling for management assistance.
It can be done. First agree with them then give them some facts then agree with them then give them some facts then tell them you're undecided. then give them some more facts.Repeat repeat repeat. Eventually over time it will work. On some.
That's so weird. That was Sarah's first excuse for losing the whole damn enchilada. "They won't let Sarah be Sarah." Which meant she had to give interviews and she couldn't come out wearing just a bath towel.
He's most proud of the light that looks just like it's coming to us from billions of light years away. THAT was brilliant!
Given that she submits, does that make Marcus the Boss o' Nova?
Maybe THAT'S the Brazilian Blowout. (Marcus, come back here for a minute...)
Or else, "The wheels on the bus keep falling off, falling off, fallling off. The wheels on the bus keep falling off, all day long..."
Rand Paul was just interviewed by BBC America. He said the wealthy and middle class are paying all of the taxes! I'm ashamed to be working class. I'm getting paid $300 a week under the table (my only income) and NONE of that goes to taxes.
I hereby will my body to the U.S. Treasury so that upon my death any body parts usable may bring some revenue to help alleviate the great burden faced by hedge fund managers, bank CEOs, and other worthies.
It's the don't-say-anything-stupid, stupid!
MMA.
I would recommend to the Bachmann campaign that they approach "Captain" Lou Albano, Bobby "The Brain" Heenan, or The Grand Wizard of Wrestling for management assistance.
Maybe she won't call 'em, but she sure will email the heck out of her list.
I know I've posted this before, but it is still true. Michele writes for money more often than a college freshman.
i love you even more now.
It can be done. First agree with them then give them some facts then agree with them then give them some facts then tell them you're undecided. then give them some more facts.Repeat repeat repeat. Eventually over time it will work. On some.
That's so weird. That was Sarah's first excuse for losing the whole damn enchilada. "They won't let Sarah be Sarah." Which meant she had to give interviews and she couldn't come out wearing just a bath towel.
To their credit, they did keep her away from Katie Couric.
14:55, 14:56, 14:57, 14:58...
Which Palin has a full half of a wit?
I'd give up one of my toes for 10 inches of rain right now. High winds not needed though.