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So weird that the light would be shining on those closest to the windows. It's a miracle!

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Of course she seems more lit, because she's wearing a light color unlike all the non attention seeking people wearing black because they're not self centered assholes.

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"A few smartasses figured the guy who’s also randomly lit up five rows behind Melania must also be a favorite of the Almighty, or MAYBE he was Melania’s guardian angel, his cover blown by a TV camera."

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This was one of the first things I noticed about the photo, because I am the kind of person who looks for things like this. This simple curiosity has probably saved me from becoming the horrible type of person that we presently call "conservative" but should call "fascist."

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I know for a fact that Melonia isn’t divine, because she chose to marry Satan himself, and she stays with Satan despite his many affairs with porn stars and carries water for him. She slaps his hand away in public because Satan is naughty, and he likes when she plays hard-to-get. It makes Satan snort like bull.

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Yeah, like you have any credibility as a cat. Gtfoh!

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Literal vampire potbelly goblins…are drinking your blood…

Popped into my head for some reason.

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Either she's like Eeyore and carries a ray of sunshine on her shoulder everywhere, or she was actually sitting in Michelle Obama's light, taking it just as her husband does from others.

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Ahhh! Your jealousy is showing!!! I see it!!

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Friend of Joe Biden, I see. Good on ya!

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Solar powered Thornton is powerful.

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Infowars.

That’s all that needs to be said.

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Jesus Christ these people.

That is all.

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She didn’t burst into flames so we can “vampire” off her list of traits.

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Werewolf, then. Next, we need to subject her to the MOON test.

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God was telling her to put the band back together.

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I really don’t give a fuck one way or the other about Melania, but these people are nuts.

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Damn this ruins my theory that Melania is a vampire oh well

Kind of surprised that she took time out of her week to pay respects but perhaps it was just a chance to be around sane people for a while.

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Free meal?

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Could be. We had a couple of older ladies who attended every funeral and every meal afterwards.

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"RealityWars" more like. Because these people really are fighting with reality.

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Or Melon is god's most loathed ant and he was using the window as a magnifying glass.

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I Like how you think. Blinding her with science.

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When I'm driving and the sun is glaring in my eyes to the point I can barely see the road, I will no longer be fearful of a serious accident because I am being told by God that he likes me best!

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