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Politicians!!

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I'm pretty sure I can confirm that Ngo makes (*ahem*) liberal use of sockpuppets on Twitter. When I responded to a deceptively-edited video he posted, he very obviously used one of his socks to engage with me.

Referring to himself in the first person was the tell.

Seriously. He's that stupid.

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yeah, thanks for that, phyllis schlafly wanna-be

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oh, we hear them talking about it; it's just easier to laugh it off now

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Didn't Obama take them? They said he would.

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Did not know that. Thanks.

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It's the only way they can claim to be intellectual - by stealing it from someone else.

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I like my women the way I like my coffee - dark and bitter.

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I literally can't remember when the last time I heard a GOPidiot mention "family values."

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Yeah, they don't care if you're divorced, an adulterer, that you have multiple kids with different women, or that you bang porn stars anymore, they mainly just want to discriminate against the homos.

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That one passage that they all like to quote? Funny how they only quote half of it, because the last half says "if you're going to be a prophet, I'll save you."

In other words, if you're a fetus about to be aborted, and you're going to do great things, I'll intervene, otherwise I don't really care too much. Yours truly, God.

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Now with moar dead college kids!

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That's what I loved about it - it could go either way, and it DOES! They're both dim-wits.

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Eric the Witless is the lead singer.

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WAY dumber.

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