Colorado Republican Senate candidate Ken Buck has thoughtful things to say about gay people and their gayness -- which is just a bad habit, like biting your nails or constantly drinking grain alcohol:
I was screaming this at the teevee. Or he could have asked him, &quot;so what you&#039;re saying is, Mr. Buck, you could quite easily go out and <i>chose</i> a dude, a big, hairy dude with whom to enjoy sexytime.&quot; Seriously, Gregory could have asked him that! Which would have forced Buck to confront his asinine idea. Either that or make a wonkette worthy headline for Monday morning.
A cock bender.
Assholes like Inhofe should be subject to the &quot;deaf penalty&quot;: they can still speak but we can&#039;t really hear them.
I was screaming this at the teevee. Or he could have asked him, &quot;so what you&#039;re saying is, Mr. Buck, you could quite easily go out and <i>chose</i> a dude, a big, hairy dude with whom to enjoy sexytime.&quot; Seriously, Gregory could have asked him that! Which would have forced Buck to confront his asinine idea. Either that or make a wonkette worthy headline for Monday morning.
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