Colorado Republican Senate candidate Ken Buck has thoughtful things to say about gay people and their gayness -- which is just a bad habit, like biting your nails or constantly drinking grain alcohol: GREGORY: In a debate last month, you expressed your support for don’t ask, don’t tell, which we talked about with Mr. Gibbs. And you alluded to lifestyle choices. Do you believe that being gay is a choice?
I was screaming this at the teevee. Or he could have asked him, &quot;so what you&#039;re saying is, Mr. Buck, you could quite easily go out and <i>chose</i> a dude, a big, hairy dude with whom to enjoy sexytime.&quot; Seriously, Gregory could have asked him that! Which would have forced Buck to confront his asinine idea. Either that or make a wonkette worthy headline for Monday morning.
A cock bender.
Assholes like Inhofe should be subject to the &quot;deaf penalty&quot;: they can still speak but we can&#039;t really hear them.
I was screaming this at the teevee. Or he could have asked him, &quot;so what you&#039;re saying is, Mr. Buck, you could quite easily go out and <i>chose</i> a dude, a big, hairy dude with whom to enjoy sexytime.&quot; Seriously, Gregory could have asked him that! Which would have forced Buck to confront his asinine idea. Either that or make a wonkette worthy headline for Monday morning.
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