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SPLOO E. D.

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Oh yeah, that one. I have to admit to finding it a little hard to pay attention to that one, but no of course he didn't, Joss Whedon and Jean-Pierre Jeunet share the blame for that. How you go from that to <em>Amélie</em> I don't think I'll ever understand. Why that's the only time Juenet directed someone else's screenplay is a little easier to grasp.

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Well, I can confirm that the email machine is working. I was mostly just being a drama queen, but yeah I get a 404 when I try to use the little box below the Old Handome Joe Biden cellphone case.

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Ah.

So you were fucking my ex-wife too?

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"When most people think of Planned Parenthood, they think of the babies it kills..."

"Most"? I don't think that word means what you think it means.

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No, they did. It's just that they felt appropriately shamed and dirty and worthless afterwards.

As they should have.

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Actually, I think you misunderstand what they mean when they say "people".

Hint: It probably does not include you. I know it does not include me.

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I see.

So are you going to the gathering of people my ex-wife fucked? They hold one every few years.

For some strange reason, they call it the "Sentinel High School Class of 1990 Reunion".

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Haha, if only you'd ever seen my handwriting... it's terrible. I'm not a Doctor, but I write like one, or something.

Also, if only I had influence over my Wonkette... 'tip line' go button 404s me, Wonkville just ignores me, and my emails to tips have yet to generate stories *sob* Maybe Trix is too busy fapping over my link to <a href="http:\/\/www.rawstory.com\/rs\/2013\/04\/29\/irate-boston-man-confronts-shtheel-alex-jones-reporter-over-false-flag-claim\/" target="_blank">her new boyfriend</a> to do a write-up, or something.

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Fuckless Zippies.

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Are we conflating our Ridley Scott movies, or something?

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<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=C4wBLUBa8YI" target="_blank">Dirty</a>!

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I still remember finding my first "Frederick's of Hollywood" catalog when I was 14.

Crotch-less panties?!?!?!

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Hey, Right to Life ends once you're out in the real world.

He brought those swimmers into the world, not his fault if they all just suffocate once they are there....

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And yet it explains sooooo much.

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Did it work?

Did one appear?

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