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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

SPLOO E. D.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Oh yeah, that one. I have to admit to finding it a little hard to pay attention to that one, but no of course he didn't, Joss Whedon and Jean-Pierre Jeunet share the blame for that. How you go from that to <em>Amélie</em> I don't think I'll ever understand. Why that's the only time Juenet directed someone else's screenplay is a little easier to grasp.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Well, I can confirm that the email machine is working. I was mostly just being a drama queen, but yeah I get a 404 when I try to use the little box below the Old Handome Joe Biden cellphone case.

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Shypixel's avatar

Ah.

So you were fucking my ex-wife too?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"When most people think of Planned Parenthood, they think of the babies it kills..."

"Most"? I don't think that word means what you think it means.

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Shypixel's avatar

No, they did. It's just that they felt appropriately shamed and dirty and worthless afterwards.

As they should have.

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Shypixel's avatar

Actually, I think you misunderstand what they mean when they say "people".

Hint: It probably does not include you. I know it does not include me.

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Shypixel's avatar

I see.

So are you going to the gathering of people my ex-wife fucked? They hold one every few years.

For some strange reason, they call it the "Sentinel High School Class of 1990 Reunion".

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SullivanSt's avatar

Haha, if only you'd ever seen my handwriting... it's terrible. I'm not a Doctor, but I write like one, or something.

Also, if only I had influence over my Wonkette... 'tip line' go button 404s me, Wonkville just ignores me, and my emails to tips have yet to generate stories *sob* Maybe Trix is too busy fapping over my link to <a href="http:\/\/www.rawstory.com\/rs\/2013\/04\/29\/irate-boston-man-confronts-shtheel-alex-jones-reporter-over-false-flag-claim\/" target="_blank">her new boyfriend</a> to do a write-up, or something.

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bobbert's avatar

Fuckless Zippies.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Are we conflating our Ridley Scott movies, or something?

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SullivanSt's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=C4wBLUBa8YI" target="_blank">Dirty</a>!

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Shypixel's avatar

I still remember finding my first "Frederick's of Hollywood" catalog when I was 14.

Crotch-less panties?!?!?!

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Shypixel's avatar

Hey, Right to Life ends once you're out in the real world.

He brought those swimmers into the world, not his fault if they all just suffocate once they are there....

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Shypixel's avatar

And yet it explains sooooo much.

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Shypixel's avatar

Did it work?

Did one appear?

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