Good news! The new Bureau of Labor Statistics unemployment report came out , and more Americans are working, the unemployment rate dropped to 7.8%, and jobs numbers were revised upwards in July and August. Of course, Barry Obama had a bad debate on Wednesday, so how could the economy
Extension of Wingnut law #1005: Any action a Democrat takes has ulterior and sinister motives. Any action a Republican takes has saintlike and lofty motives. This is true even when Democrats and Republicans take the same actions.
Of course, the fact that the government and ADP numbers had been so wildly divergent, but are now roughly in line, for the past few months just means the conspiracy is even deeper than thought! It's not because employers are late all the time reporting new hires (actually, that's just something I read; I don't know if that's really the reason, though considering they're always revising these numbers it probably is), but Obama lulling everyone into a sense of complacency, until BAM, everyone has jobs! He truly is history's greatest monster.
I admit it. I fixed the numbers. I applied for 125,000 jobs last month but I only got hired for113, 999. Somebody else got that one job. Now if you’ll excuse me I must get back to work.
Extension of Wingnut law #1005: Any action a Democrat takes has ulterior and sinister motives. Any action a Republican takes has saintlike and lofty motives. This is true even when Democrats and Republicans take the same actions.
There's a reason he's known as Neutron Jack.
Of course, the fact that the government and ADP numbers had been so wildly divergent, but are now roughly in line, for the past few months just means the conspiracy is even deeper than thought! It's not because employers are late all the time reporting new hires (actually, that's just something I read; I don't know if that's really the reason, though considering they're always revising these numbers it probably is), but Obama lulling everyone into a sense of complacency, until BAM, everyone has jobs! He truly is history's greatest monster.
I admit it. I fixed the numbers. I applied for 125,000 jobs last month but I only got hired for113, 999. Somebody else got that one job. Now if you’ll excuse me I must get back to work.