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Tessie's avatar

This is the completely predictable result of hiring unqualified morons because you want to fuck them.

Tessie's avatar

"The Dow is over 50,000 dollars" is the new "Potatoe".

ManchuCandidate's avatar

Epstein is high but I'm screeching on

I'm gonna be your number one

I'm not the kind of girl who gives up just like that

Oh, no

It's not the questions they do that mock and hurt me bad

But it's the way you say the things you do to me

I'm not the kind of girl who gives up just like that

Oh, no

Epstein is high but I'm holding on

I'm gonna be your number one

Number one, number one

ManchuCandidate's avatar

At this point, it's easier to list who isn't in Blondi's burn book.

OG Blockhead's avatar

Oh SNL is going to have so much time to prep for this

Brian McCurdy's avatar

I just have to laugh at "You don't tell ME!" Bondi might think acting like this made her seem intimidating but carrying on like an ass all day just made her seem small.

ManchuCandidate's avatar

She had the reaction of someone who thought things aren't going the way she thought. All those "burns" just ended up petty compared to the pedos she was defending.

Tessie's avatar

“You don’t TELL ME anything!”

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Oh, get a nose, bitch.

lotsacatsndogs's avatar

She was so close to saying the stock market was at 50,000 dollars. She had no idea what she was talking about.

Dialectic.Detective's avatar

It's not your fault that you're always wrong

The weak ones are there to justify the strong

The beautiful people, the beautiful people

It's all relative to the size of your steeple

You can't see the forest for the trees

And you can't smell your own shit on your knees!

- The Beautiful People (1996), Marilyn Manson

SterWonk's avatar

> She acts like a person who’s over-confident that she’ll never be held accountable for crimes against justice and humanity. The bare minimum for any Democrat running for president in 2028 needs to be that Bondi and every other one of these fascist Trump motherfuckers WILL BE held accountable to the fullest extent under American law, and that most of them will die in prison.

On his way out, Biden pardoned a bunch of innocent people, to prevent them from being *persecuted* by the Trump administration.

On his way out, Trump will pardon a bunch of guilty people, to prevent them from being *prosecuted* by the next administration.

And the pardon authority for federal crimes really *is* plenary, or damned close to it.

CzechJournalists's avatar

so much instagram. . . how do you get the meta-stank out? Kimmel's clip sums up the five hours succinctly enough on youtube.

Jeff, still got my guitar's avatar

Moskovitz making fun of Bondi and her "burn book" of insults was priceless. Every D who questions her should have a little white board and a sharpie and tell her they will be grading her "burn book" insults. When she starts insulting them they should start writing point scores on the board.

OG Blockhead's avatar

Aide writes out the insult, every Dem on the committee whips out the flip number score card

JR's avatar

Pam can loudly screech disrupt and lie under oath with her "you don't tell me"s and "don't you dare"s at a Congressional hearing, but Don't You Dare make noises with your whistles and shouts when they send their masked goons to homicide and kidnap your neighbors and their kids. Even Gymmee had to tsk-tsk her a few or more times. Holler, dog.

devourerofpancakes's avatar

Give credit where it's due. That was a perfect 10/10 performance for an audience of one.

OG Blockhead's avatar

Yeah but the degree of difficulty is around zero.

Congress critter: AG Bondi, is there any evidence of criminality?

Bondi: Pee pee poo poo

Trump: *in secret lair* Wheee! *poops self*

"M"'s avatar

No

She is awarded no points

Terry Southworth's avatar

A slogan for '26, and '28. Root and branch. That's how we are going to clean out MAGA from ALL society!

Erika's avatar

The only thing worse than a psychopath, is a dumb psychopath. Ugh, just the worst.

counterlife's avatar

This describes the entire Trump administration and 95% of the Republican party, especially those in Congress. Dumb, greedy, self-dealing, vicious psychopaths.

Ellie still in the mix in 26's avatar

Crockett and Lieu are my heroes.

Joe Christmas's avatar

But Dems aren’t doing anything!!!1!!1!