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Hey, lay off with the time machine, will ya? I still got money on the next Celts-Sixers game.

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As long as someone gets rich it's OK... right? Quit stomping on the Anerican Dream.

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Rob Portman? I guess they couldn't get Harvey Milktoast.

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it's still not november is it?

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She'll have to elbow Limey Lizzie out of the way first!

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Is a Richter Scale what they use at those CHP stops off the freeways to weigh semi trucks?

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Whoever gets the VP nod will need to be able to tolerate Mitt's wacky sense of humor. He'll need to put up with the Tackle With a Hair Cut, “You're fired.... just kidding”, “Pull my finger”, and the ever popular “Hey! Who just grabbed my ass!”

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