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Margery Traylor Trashe's avatar

DOD*

*Drunk On Duty.

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Petunia Cat's avatar

Indeed. A really good report would address that.

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Pepe SheepDip's avatar

I'm thinking you might be a tiny bit dissappointed. Sorry Flashman, I had to tell.

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rtpoeman's avatar

No one else will have them?

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theCryptofishist's avatar

and how many babies has he delivered while operating and drunk and in traffic court?

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malsperanza's avatar

expected rum or other alcohol to be stocked in his lodging room while on official travel, or caused staff members to fear retribution if they did not comply with the expectation

Glad Dr. Gen. Jackson has continued to uphold at least one of the finest traditions of the Navy.

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malsperanza's avatar

Jackson predates Trump. He was first appointed as Physician to the President under W, and remained in that post under Obama.

This is one of those days when I'm just fed up with male privilege.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

"I'm proud of the work environment I fostered under three different Presidents of both parties;

Really sounds like you should have been fired three presidents ago. How did this clown manage to stay on the job so long?

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malsperanza's avatar

Would be nice to see a moderate Dem take that seat.

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Doctoryy Dilettanteyy Debbyy's avatar

That retirement plan sucked.

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Doctoryy Dilettanteyy Debbyy's avatar

Therefore, according to RWNJs, he is NOT a REAL DOCTOR!

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

Not me, though. I only have one flask.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

If you can't get hammered on work trips, what's the point of going? I was told, back in the day, that I was a somewhat different person "off campus."

Not that I ever did what this jerk is accused of, of course.

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aureolamanita's avatar

*President Hamberder

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HELysia99's avatar

As Lyle and a number of others can prove, there are good things in Texas. They're just outnumbered at the moment. As mentioned in other non-comments, hoping that can change soon! Next up: how to fix Floviduh (other than the Bugs way)?

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aureolamanita's avatar

Seven years of undergrad down the fucking drain.

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