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Villago Delenda Est  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

This guy is a state legislator in Texas, is he not?

Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

Hanging out at the zoo, elephant takes a huge leak. That was... well... impressive...

dshwa's avatar

I thought he was going for Eva Braun.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Awww shit, and here I am not digging sports.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I thought he was going for Scott Brown with a touch of Thousand Year kink.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Laughing...no fucking way? Laughing Laughing Laughing. Really? Laughing laughing...please let it be true.

Doloras Funkette's avatar

Apparently, this is how you say BOW CHICKA WOW-WOW in Chinese: θ–„ 吃 卑 哇噒 哇噒

Doloras Funkette's avatar

That looks shooped. I can tell from some of the pixels, and from having seen quite a few shoops in my time. It's the equivalent of the Al Franken / David Vitter babyfur photo.

Sir Leggy Mountbatten III's avatar

Sign translation:

If this cage is a rockin don't come a knockin

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

The best thing that could happen to Donald Trump's head would be to have two ducks fucking on top of it. It would draw attention away from his hair.

gedjcj's avatar

So I said something the other day about enjoying Evan's prose but not getting his point. This post has not clarified anything for me.

Extemporanus's avatar

It's panda moaning, uhm...