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The Quirk's avatar

I thought Bohner had been pumpin' up.

diogenez's avatar

Oh, for the love of dog.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Well ... um .. when the flowers get delivered, just ignore them. oops.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>You are not a story about a Utah man shooting his neighbor with a gun for “telepathically” raping his wife. </i>

It must have been a legitimate telepathic rape. (I hope she remembered shut that whole thing* down.) _________________________________ * i.e. her marriage to the tele-cuckold

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"... [he] told police he was acting in self-defense and that [the neighbor] "telepathically raped" his wife on numerous occasions."</i>

She was asking for it, thinking about a revealing outfit.

Another embarrassing failure for the Pre-Crime Squad.

Lot_49's avatar

Or boink the housekeeper and get her pregnant.

Lot_49's avatar

Not sure that the former mayor's variety of self-love has much to do with attracting the opposite sex.

Lot_49's avatar

I stand as living proof of that assertion.

Well, actually I sit most of the time, but you see my point.

Joshua Norton's avatar

He probably makes a lot more with a PayPal account and a webcam than he did as mayor.

Just sayin'...