Well HELLO recalled Miami-Dade mayor Carlos Alvarez! We are pleased to meet you because a) we like daddies and b) you are not a story about anyone getting murdered with guns! You are not about a college shooting. You are not about a terribly mentally ill man who murdered his mother, went to the mental hospital, and then was able to get a permit for 13 more guns. You are not a story about a Utah man shooting his neighbor with a gun for
<i>You are not a story about a Utah man shooting his neighbor with a gun for &ldquo;telepathically&rdquo; raping his wife. </i>
It must have been a legitimate telepathic rape. (I hope she remembered shut that whole thing* down.) _________________________________ * i.e. her marriage to the tele-cuckold
<i>&quot;... [he] told police he was acting in self-defense and that [the neighbor] &quot;telepathically raped&quot; his wife on numerous occasions.&quot;</i>
She was asking for it, thinking about a revealing outfit.
Another embarrassing failure for the Pre-Crime Squad.
I thought Bohner had been pumpin&#039; up.
Oh, for the love of dog.
Well ... um .. when the flowers get delivered, just ignore them. oops.
<i>You are not a story about a Utah man shooting his neighbor with a gun for &ldquo;telepathically&rdquo; raping his wife. </i>
It must have been a legitimate telepathic rape. (I hope she remembered shut that whole thing* down.) _________________________________ * i.e. her marriage to the tele-cuckold
<i>&quot;... [he] told police he was acting in self-defense and that [the neighbor] &quot;telepathically raped&quot; his wife on numerous occasions.&quot;</i>
She was asking for it, thinking about a revealing outfit.
Another embarrassing failure for the Pre-Crime Squad.
Or boink the housekeeper and get her pregnant.
Not sure that the former mayor&#039;s variety of self-love has much to do with attracting the opposite sex.
I stand as living proof of that assertion.
Well, actually I sit most of the time, but you see my point.
He probably makes a lot more with a PayPal account and a webcam than he did as mayor.
Just sayin&#039;...