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Maureen's avatar

You know, I'm kind of waiting to hear that the SC has okayed the idea that if you (as a wealthy person) own multiple properties in multiple states, you get to vote in all those places where you have property - I mean, after all, it's not like you don't have an interest there. /s

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan.I am, I'm very pleased to report, almost entirely ignorant of Faux Noise. What little I know I learned here at Wonkette.

beb's avatar

It's ironic that Clarence Thomas, the one Black man on the court wondered if Affirmative Action should have an expiration date, say 10 or 20 years in the future, has if in the 160 years since the end of the Civil War racism has abate one point in all that time.

NH is for πŸ¦‘πŸ„πŸ's avatar

I really hope that when Clarance Thomas meets his god she turns out to be black as night. And she says to him, β€œWhat the actual fuck do you think you are doing up here?”

NH is for πŸ¦‘πŸ„πŸ's avatar

It might be completely non-racist to allow parties to redraw districts for political advantage only…if the GOP’s entire policy agenda wasn’t racist to the core.

tehbaddr's avatar

If you look close you can see some flash on Martha. Clearly produced by shoddy injection molding.

devourerofpancakes's avatar

My eyesight isn't great but I truly thought this was Megyn Kelly at first. FOX viewers certainly do have "a type".

Kirsty Gnome #squattor's avatar

Me? I thought Dana Perino, but I'll take the author's word for it..

Warren's avatar

Terrific plastic surgery. Nominate one of them for surgeon general.

3FingerPete's avatar

Didn't the election of Barack Obama signal the end of racism in America? I remember distinctly remarking to a friend how nice it was that racism was finally dead at that time.

Kirsty Gnome #squattor's avatar

But since he was mixed race, they were only half-offended.

marydn's avatar

That is what those assholes kept saying. "We can't be racist, we have a black president". Then they formed an organization to protest that black president in every way possible. Complaining about everything he said, did, wore, and even the fact that he existed.

Kid 'n Nipple-Play's avatar

They're just upset that even 3/5ths of a vote is too much of a vote for . . . *those* people.

3FingerPete's avatar

That 3/5ths thingy was strictly for allocating congressional seats among the states. Many black people got to cast 0/5ths of a vote.

Kid 'n Nipple-Play's avatar

And this is what it means when Republicans say they want to return to our glory days/golden age or make America great again.

Wookie Monster's avatar

They want to go back to the old Jim Crow days when it was legal to just keep them from voting at all.

Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

"whether they are white or Black or any color at all"

Never forget the transparent people with no color at all!

Warren's avatar

Careful!! I just got banned for 3 days from Reddit for using the euphemism β€œcolored” to describe in the voice of a 1950s racist Southern Sheriff like Ned Beatty in the Burt Reynolds movie Gator, wearing a short sleeved shirt with a narrow clip on tie with a clip to the shirt and a straw pork pie hat, β€œwe never had no trouble with our c******* until those Northern agitators started coming’ down here gettin’ all our c****** riled up about voting’. It’s Commonism, that’s what it is!” This twice now on Reddit I have experienced bans for using β€œHate Speech” by making parodies of bigoted speech. Meantime, other posters can call answers they disagree with β€œlow IQ” or β€œstupidly uninformed” or β€œterrorist” or other sarcastic uncivil epithets and get approved by the moderators for not breaking rules against civility.

Hence, these jokes about the β€œuntransparent c******” spark great joy in me, and for that I thank you. And now, please excuse me. I am going to use my Binney & Smith Crayola Crayons with 64 different c***** that were advertised on Captain Kangaroo when he was in Black & White on my parents c****** TV to draw a picture of the White Southern Police beating up C******* Children with fire hoses, Alsatian dogs, and wooden truncheons for demanding that those mean white policemen headed by that mean white sheriff in the pork pie hat not notice that they were c******, and treat them the same as the white children who were the same c**** as the white policemen, who were not being beaten up because their c**** was white. My Black & White c****** crayons always got used up when I drew my pastiches of James Whistler, called β€œArrangements in Black &. White”. I also used up my red c****** crayons, depicting all the red blood that the white policeman were making the black children bleed.

So, I guess using the β€œC” word, which I always thought was a vulgar word for female genitalia, is actually a word of β€œhate speech”. No wonder they don’t like multi-c****** rainbows!

Appalachian in Thailand's avatar

This whole fucking country was carved out into white districts!

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

I see color perfectly well, I just don’t give a fuck.

Warren's avatar

Hint: Black people can see color as well, especially the color of the police officers who are pulling them over at night, smashing their tail lights, and then writing them a ticket for tail lights that don’t work at $300 a ticket. It’s not racism, it’s public safety!

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Remember when Eric Holder got profiled in Georgetown *while he was AG?*

Brianna Amore's avatar

Funny how Republicans have COMPLETELY eliminated every single Black Congressmember from their caucus save one, isn't it? But they're TOTALLY not racist. Nope. Not at all. Why they don't even see color, in fact! That's obviously because they ONLY see white.

Christopher Bosch's avatar

DEPORT REPUBLICANS

WELCOME IMMIGRANTS

Brian McCurdy's avatar

I think when people say they "don't see race" it means there are realities in America that are more convenient for them to ignore because if they didn't ignore them, they might have to adjust their behavior or perspective, and Goddd forbiiiiiiid.

fair_n_hite_451's avatar

See "American History" also too.