Interior Department Spends Entire Budget on Magic Beans
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Need to teach tolerance at your workplace? Try Diversity Beans! What the hell are those, you ask? We'll let Jelly the Pan-African Bean explain: What kind of horrible corporate hell of a workplace would order a bunch of gelatinous orbs to impart an idiotic lesson in dimestore multiculturalism? Why, your Department of the Interior, of course, who (according to an adamantly intolerant source close to a DoI employee) will soon be foisting the Diversity Bean upon employees at your expense ($6/lb of beans, $10/lesson plan, $17.50/candy jar, etc.).
Interior Department Spends Entire Budget on Magic Beans
Interior Department Spends Entire Budget on…
Interior Department Spends Entire Budget on Magic Beans
Need to teach tolerance at your workplace? Try Diversity Beans! What the hell are those, you ask? We'll let Jelly the Pan-African Bean explain: What kind of horrible corporate hell of a workplace would order a bunch of gelatinous orbs to impart an idiotic lesson in dimestore multiculturalism? Why, your Department of the Interior, of course, who (according to an adamantly intolerant source close to a DoI employee) will soon be foisting the Diversity Bean upon employees at your expense ($6/lb of beans, $10/lesson plan, $17.50/candy jar, etc.).