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Ein Volk?

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In practical terms, that describes the early years of the United States. All those one god, one people, one culture Americans ended up in a civil war.

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I lived in that Metroplex! Williston, to be precise. Just two sprawls from Winooski.

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This was in <i>Winooski</i> (aka East Portlandia)???

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"One nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice and bacon for all."

Brian "Anal" Fissure is such a ridiculous clod ... how in hell does he get any attention at all?

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The traction is terrible.

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The Jews I know don't really care what the gentiles do, as long as they don't have to follow suit. An admirable aspect of their religion, I would say.

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Just be sure to keep the butter side up!

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Yeah, personally I think the original complainant falls into the "nothing better to do" section of gripes. But of course, the mob comes along and decides "Not one step backward!"

You know who else said that?

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It works too damn slow. So far, looks like only Breitbart has died from a heargle-bargle attack.

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Nobody in REAL MERCIA beats Sneaker's Meat

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...those Americans who came to Muslim nations' shores would be expected to adopt their religious values and traditions- and they would leave behind their religion and their god.

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“would have one god, we would have one law, we would have one culture, and we would have one language.”

These people have no idea that they sound exactly like the very people they hate. Me? I catagorize them both under S for shitheads

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"those who came to our shores would be expected to adopt our religious values and traditions "

Just like how great great great great grandpa Derpload adopted Animism and living in a GODDAMN TENT??

I gotta stop reading this stuff. My bloodpressure just skyroketed.

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Ideal post for Rosh Hashanah. L'shanah tovah, Fischer, you fuck.

I personally buy all my bacon at the halal butcher down the street. It's just better quality, and there is nothing tastier than mazoh brei with applewood bacon, for a sweet new year.

<strike>My heart goes out to those silly silly people in Winooski, who have nothing better to do.</strike> Actually, scratch that. My heart goes out to the people of Gaza, for whom things are not sweet this year.

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