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The Quirk's avatar

Di longer you go, diverse it gets.

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The Quirk's avatar

When you're the loudest voice in the church, and can drive everybody else out of the church, it's your church.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

And likely on people who aren't even their own customers, with houses already paid off. But they're real sorry about having all yer possessions hauled off to the dump - transposing a street number is one of those wacky goofs that could happen to anybody.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

You impugn their courageous consistency - when they're so rabid about the scourge of divorce?

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Lefty Mark's avatar

And I thought it was anal <i>whelps.</i>

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The Quirk's avatar

I'll take Anal Prolapse for $200, Alex.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

lets not over anal ize this...

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Bigots hiding behind their religion can tack anything onto "I believe," but when anyone else uses that phrase it's persecution and bullying and a spiteful agenda (of democratic principles)...

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>commitment to diversity must not include our historic Christian values</i>

Oh, puleeze!!! Labeling your so-called "Christian" bigotry as "diversity" is like calling someone who hires a hit man a "job creator".

You're just trying to find a pretty way of saying you're a very nasty human being.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I believe I'll punch those damn twins in the cunt.

With, well, you know...

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

It's tragic that banks make it difficult for Christians to buy and sell real estate in America denying them the opportunity to build equity in their homes, equity that can be used to fund college education for their children, or as collateral to start a small business.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

You're that agenda they keep yammering about, aren't you? Impressive - you impersonate a human really well.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

The diversity agenda also does not include those with bar-code tattoos, telemarketers, and people who squeeze the toothpaste tube in the middle.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

When you think about industries that are totally in the tank for leftie socialists and Occupy types, banking leaps to mind.

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diogenez's avatar

All this talk about persecuting Christians..

Big talk - feed them to some lions, already.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Crap. Sorry. The weekly Soros americahater directives must be running a little late. It's a good thing Wonket doesn't allow comments...

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