Internet Shitstorm Forces NBA Commish To Murder Donald Sterling On Live TV (Video)
Did anybody expect NBA commissioner Adam Silver to actually murder human tire fire Donald Sterling in his press conference today? No, nobody expected that! Yet that is what happened, as Silver banned Sterling for life from any association with the NBA or the Clippers, as well as strongly urging the owners of the NBA's other teams to force Sterling to sell those young men he so generously feeds and clothes and gives houses to.
(Obviously, he doesn't own the houses, or he would never let them live there. That's just common sense.)
Ooh! Ooo! I know this one.
Get a bottle of vodka. Not the cheap stuff either. And some ice cubes. You&#039;ll also need a glass. Put the ice in the glass. Pour vodka nearly to the top. Test for temperature by tasting. Do this until your lips are numb. <i>(I don&#039;t remember what happens next but when I wake up my drool has washed away the coffee. The keyboard impression on my face goes away after a few hours.)</i>
Hey, give &#039;em time. It takes awhile to go from Montana to LA on hoverrounds.