We could have used a picture of Ann Coulter, but nobody wants to see that. Here's Wonkette baby, grinning at you instead. Oh look, another weekend almost come and gone. But it's still Sunday afternoon, which means we can still day drink or sleep all day or spend the day crying (don't do that, Wonkers!) or whatever it is we want to do. Also, we can count down the week's top ten stories! One of them is about Ann Coulter, and about how she briefly became the focus of the internet's discussion for like a day, for saying something assholish (big surprise there). Trouble was that, despite her best intentions, she was kind of correct? Anyway, we'll get to that in a minute.
I sincerely hope that your ongoing therapy leads to additional cathartic breakthroughs like the disturbingly inspired "Huckabear", and that one day soon you'll able to look at a picture of a Republican politician without reflexively reaching for a selection tool.
So I have access to the Trump's fortune, I just need your bank account number, social security number, and credit card numbers and expiration dates, to transfer it to you.
I can't even begin to calculate how many hours of sobriety I sacrificed back in the day digitally altering the Alaskan altar of Our Lady of Derpetual Indunceness
... and every botox injection, dermabrasion, chemical peel, nip, tuck and lift. I guess she's proud of those wrinkles the way she's proud of how she almost got rid of HP.
... no shit. The last I heard she doubled down on some talk show after the Reagan Library Debate claiming she had seen the video of "a live baby on the table with its heart beating being harvested" (not an exact quote but close enough)... and wasn't challenged to provide the actual recording or STFU. In the age of the interwebs, such a ghastly video would be... whatchacallit?... oh yeah, fucking viral in a matter of hours. Or are we supposed to believe that she alone has viewed this?
I believe fucking wonkette is how we ended up with cute overload, so mebbe that's what she's going for
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It's been 1,204 days since my last studded black leather-embellished malicious desecration:
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I sincerely hope that your ongoing therapy leads to additional cathartic breakthroughs like the disturbingly inspired "Huckabear", and that one day soon you'll able to look at a picture of a Republican politician without reflexively reaching for a selection tool.
Dude this is hard to avoid given the Republican presidential hopefuls and their utterance. I was much better before they started.
Shy can't you just auto banhammer anyone who uses the phrase "makes $XX an hour"?
So I have access to the Trump's fortune, I just need your bank account number, social security number, and credit card numbers and expiration dates, to transfer it to you.
I feel ya, man.
I can't even begin to calculate how many hours of sobriety I sacrificed back in the day digitally altering the Alaskan altar of Our Lady of Derpetual Indunceness
MOLO***urrrpp***TOV!
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On my commute to work I find myself puzzled by a question. Which would be worse, knocking up Bristol or knocking up a Duggar?
Who doesn't want a little LeStrange every once in a while?
Are you crazy? I like baby pictures in small doses.
... and every botox injection, dermabrasion, chemical peel, nip, tuck and lift. I guess she's proud of those wrinkles the way she's proud of how she almost got rid of HP.
... neither is that whole abstinence thing. Bristle just can't seem to keep up.
He was so smart that guy.
Apologizes. I wasn't thinking when I wrote that. But Palin cannot be without some wonkette ridicule. She works so hard to earn it.
... no shit. The last I heard she doubled down on some talk show after the Reagan Library Debate claiming she had seen the video of "a live baby on the table with its heart beating being harvested" (not an exact quote but close enough)... and wasn't challenged to provide the actual recording or STFU. In the age of the interwebs, such a ghastly video would be... whatchacallit?... oh yeah, fucking viral in a matter of hours. Or are we supposed to believe that she alone has viewed this?