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Jill's on board:

Slow ride.

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In other words, the weight of a car designed with a 455 in mind, only with the engine options replaced by smaller, lower compression ratio, emissions-compliant models.

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And we will be there. Can't I dream?

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1981 was 70s?

Sheer awesome badassery only applied in straight lines, of course. I'm also sure Exxon <em>loved</em> that car.

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whenever joe biden asks me for money i have to give it to him,

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To have a 67 Vette and not be able drive it would really suck. I’m not a motor head but I hope they at least let him sit in it and make motor and tire screeching noises.

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<blockquote>There’s just no accounting for taste.</blockquote>

I thought the whole point of the Trans Am is that it exemplifies the bad taste of kitschy Americana?

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Apparently he can drive it up and down his driveway in Delaware, which is apparently quite long.

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<i>“It’s the one thing I hate about this job.”</i>

True Americans hate so much more about their jobs. Now I'm suspicious. Birf cert or GTFO Joe.

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Next up: A new Bentley Mulsanne for Mitt. Give 'til it hurts 47%ers.

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Way to sew up the Fast and Loud/Gasmonkey demographic, Joe.

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