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And the taxes. Don't forget how we all benefit from their ... oh wait. Never mind.

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Does anyone have a spare fuck i could give about the NFL? I am fresh out.

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They're no called "offensive" linemen for nothing.

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And yet Martin is still being vilified because he "took it outside" the organization and mocked because if he were a "real man" he would have just cold-cocked Incognito (because a second-year guy who decks an eight-year veteran with all-star credentials is somehow not going to find himself cleaning out his locker before the end of the day). But yeah, if you can ball you can pretty much do whatever you want as long as you can skirt jail because some team, somewhere will roll the dice on you because "he may have 'character issues', but he's still a beast on the field/court/ice!"

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Almost as bad off the field as on.

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I'm beginning to think praying mantises have the right approach to the males of the species.

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The freepers all cry 'I don't care if he's gay as long as he doesn't talk about it.'

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The civility of their locker rooms would be totally disrupted by a gay team member.

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Maybe he already did.

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What's more they get worse than that once they graduate high school.

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<i>...were concerned enough about Incognito's behavior to send him to the Menninger Clinic in Topeka, Kansas for anger management treatment.</i> Needs a refund for sure.

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