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fuflans's avatar

tea party command center just got pwnd by barack obama's dashboard.

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jqheywood's avatar

I had Typhoon Toots once, but it passed . . .

[ducks]

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Dick Armey's usually more subtle.

Not unlike a deadly snake.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

I have a wild hunch that the very socially and fiscally conservative former social studies teacher was not blah or brown, so of course they were credible.

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PubOption's avatar

They still have a practice facility in Irving. The stadium has been moved to Arlington (a bit further west), in part because the citizens of Irving were not willing to shut down public transit in the city, and divert the transit tax to building a new monument to Jerry Jones' ego. As an aside, the site in Irving which Jerry was hoping to use was previously used to make concrete sewer pipes.

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PubOption's avatar

Lauren Faust? If I believed in Satan, my prejudices would be confirmed.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

When a “very socially and fiscally conservative” former social studies teacher who “watches Glenn Beck on a regular basis” can't find any pro-Muslin bias, you <i> <b>know</i></b> that there ain't no bias!

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Lot_49's avatar

Have to complain about abuse of the word "terrorism." When activists burn down an under-construction exurban apartment complex to protest urban sprawl, no one is "terrorized," so the crime is arson, not "eco-terrorism." Likewise, when the fake Indians dumped a few crates of tea in Boston Harbor, no one experienced terror. So let's stop using "terrorism" as a synonym for "shit we don't like."

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Lot_49's avatar

Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. Those who never learned about it are ignorant fuckwads.

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Lot_49's avatar

Everybody knows textbooks, like homework, are inimical to real learning. It's okay if the school system just buys one copy of the book and has the teachers hand out photocopied pages from it, though.

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Lot_49's avatar

"Brouhaha"—isn't that an Arabic word?

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diogenez's avatar

Christian reality is the only baseline they know - how can it be biased...? {insert sarcasm emoticon here}

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Has anyone here ever - EVER ? - gotten a left-wing crazy chain Internets email?

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chascates's avatar

Well, it's always because of someone from the Middle East.

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chascates's avatar

The few times I've traveled to the east from Texas people asked me if I have a horse. I had to reply no, but I've both snorted and shot up some on occasion.

Bad idea, folks. I got Hep C but finally cleared the virus. Kids, stick with pot, mushrooms, and quality alcohol.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

If Texas wants to investigate what people say in emails, they should start with why Dubya's penis enlargement didn't work. The consequences of that to America are incalculable.

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