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lovelydestruction's avatar

Ladies, remember, the more harm you suffer at the whim of people that have no business dictating health care, the more crowns you have in heaven!

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Can George Zimmerman sue the Martin family in the future for Stand-your-ground-regret?

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Tube sock manufacturer?

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chascates's avatar

People are going to stop becoming ob-gyns and go into radiology or something because of these fucking laws. I'm surprised Liberty University or Bob Jones doesn't start a medical school that completely leaves out pregnancy termination but teaches how to keep a fetus alive long enough to be born and then die, just to satisfy whatever the fuck it is that is so precious to them. I suppose the classes might teach human sexuality or embryology or some sort of deviltry so we might not have to go there.

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Jared James's avatar

You keep your reason and critical-thinking skills away from his inability to correctly operate a telephone with both hands.

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Jared James's avatar

So on the off chance the bullshit rumor that abortions cause depression and anxiety to tear young women apart becomes true, they'll need somebody to sue for it?

There is a strange internal logic to it.

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Ikimizi's avatar

Ladies, remember, the more abortions you get, the more money you can make.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

After more than forty years, I've decided I want my wisdom teeth back. Guess I'm gonna have to sue that dentist...

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Incoming Ham's avatar

All in all I think there are more people who would regret a bad nose job.

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malsperanza's avatar

The problem there is the word "informed," which according to the Merriam-Webster Dictionary of the Republican Language is "a meaningless sound similar to the mindless chirping of sparrows."

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Because the sheer number of voters who tolerate the most amoral tricks to protect their dogma is too depressing to accept?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Hell - with this sort of law, you can sue over a good nose job. You just have to <i>regret</i> it.

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Bezoar's avatar

And hey, where's my foreskin?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

SnarkOn, SnarkOff, the Snarker

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

I think any man holding a sign that says he regrets his abortion should have to stand next to someone holding another sign that says, "I'm with stupid."

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diogenez's avatar

I thought this crowd hated lawyers, but loves personal responsibility...?

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