You've probably been wondering what new idiotic "prolife" laws were on the way, since it's been at least 26 hours since we discussed any here. Maybe even longer; we're not going to look! The newest brilliant idea is a bill introduced in the Iowa legislature
People are going to stop becoming ob-gyns and go into radiology or something because of these fucking laws. I'm surprised Liberty University or Bob Jones doesn't start a medical school that completely leaves out pregnancy termination but teaches how to keep a fetus alive long enough to be born and then die, just to satisfy whatever the fuck it is that is so precious to them. I suppose the classes might teach human sexuality or embryology or some sort of deviltry so we might not have to go there.
So on the off chance the bullshit rumor that abortions cause depression and anxiety to tear young women apart becomes true, they'll need somebody to sue for it?
The problem there is the word "informed," which according to the Merriam-Webster Dictionary of the Republican Language is "a meaningless sound similar to the mindless chirping of sparrows."
I think any man holding a sign that says he regrets his abortion should have to stand next to someone holding another sign that says, "I'm with stupid."
Ladies, remember, the more harm you suffer at the whim of people that have no business dictating health care, the more crowns you have in heaven!
Can George Zimmerman sue the Martin family in the future for Stand-your-ground-regret?
Tube sock manufacturer?
People are going to stop becoming ob-gyns and go into radiology or something because of these fucking laws. I'm surprised Liberty University or Bob Jones doesn't start a medical school that completely leaves out pregnancy termination but teaches how to keep a fetus alive long enough to be born and then die, just to satisfy whatever the fuck it is that is so precious to them. I suppose the classes might teach human sexuality or embryology or some sort of deviltry so we might not have to go there.
You keep your reason and critical-thinking skills away from his inability to correctly operate a telephone with both hands.
So on the off chance the bullshit rumor that abortions cause depression and anxiety to tear young women apart becomes true, they'll need somebody to sue for it?
There is a strange internal logic to it.
Ladies, remember, the more abortions you get, the more money you can make.
After more than forty years, I've decided I want my wisdom teeth back. Guess I'm gonna have to sue that dentist...
All in all I think there are more people who would regret a bad nose job.
The problem there is the word "informed," which according to the Merriam-Webster Dictionary of the Republican Language is "a meaningless sound similar to the mindless chirping of sparrows."
Because the sheer number of voters who tolerate the most amoral tricks to protect their dogma is too depressing to accept?
Hell - with this sort of law, you can sue over a good nose job. You just have to <i>regret</i> it.
And hey, where&#039;s my foreskin?
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I think any man holding a sign that says he regrets his abortion should have to stand next to someone holding another sign that says, &quot;I&#039;m with stupid.&quot;
I thought this crowd hated lawyers, but loves personal responsibility...?