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$1,200?!?! Charles Bukowski, who knew about these things, wrote in his poem "how to be a great writer" that one should "remember that there isn't a piece of ass in this world worth over $50 (in 1977)." According to the United States Department of Labor CPI calculator, that would be $193.67 in today's dollars. I just thought Mr. Tweedie should know that.
I just combed through the comments myself (if they were allowed), to make damn sure that someone had made some kind of reference about Tweedie. This shit writes itself sometimes, all you have to do is make the association.
Welcome to the monkey house! We're pretty big fans of Community Organizer Jebus and the Sermon on the Mount around these parts, even if some of us may disagree about whether the guy was God. And we're usually the first to throw Matthew 25:34-46 in the face of "Christians" who don't give a rip about the least of these.
That said, I'm generally a follower of the Gospel of Saint Vonnegut: "God damn it, you've got to be kind."
It's the economy, man. A gal's gotta keep heels on her feet.
$1,200?!?! Charles Bukowski, who knew about these things, wrote in his poem "how to be a great writer" that one should "remember that there isn't a piece of ass in this world worth over $50 (in 1977)." According to the United States Department of Labor CPI calculator, that would be $193.67 in today's dollars. I just thought Mr. Tweedie should know that.
More damn typecasting.
Chinos?
Hey, but I don't want to smoke pot! :/
Pretty slick.
I just combed through the comments myself (if they were allowed), to make damn sure that someone had made some kind of reference about Tweedie. This shit writes itself sometimes, all you have to do is make the association.
So his forested patch of land is not for sale for a million bucks but the girl what they talk about will give hers up for $1200
Will the website change to Wonkoot?
Way cool. They are very nifty looking birds.
I think a significant portion of the Wonkeratti fit this description.
If their third offer was a teenager, was their first a Gummy Bear (see U.D.)?
♫ Whore for sale,Job creatin' hot whore for sale.One that's not a bitter trick,One that does the Vitter trick,Whore for sale. ♫
And cross-ties, for railroads. Which is kinda retro, but I hear he's gonna have his own preznitial train?
A simple 5th Amendment clam-up would have sufficed.
Welcome to the monkey house! We're pretty big fans of Community Organizer Jebus and the Sermon on the Mount around these parts, even if some of us may disagree about whether the guy was God. And we're usually the first to throw Matthew 25:34-46 in the face of "Christians" who don't give a rip about the least of these.
That said, I'm generally a follower of the Gospel of Saint Vonnegut: "God damn it, you've got to be kind."