Oh, dear lord, Iowa is going to be like a superdense mass of Dumb this weekend, as Rep. Steve King and Citizens United host the "Iowa Freedom Summit" -- kind of a Moronic Convergence of rightwing political hacks all coming together to hang out with the man who proclaimed that
Just this second heard the Donald claim to be "seriously thinking" of running for president. That sound you heard was Jon Stewart having a comedy orgasm.
<i>&ldquo;Yeah, I mean, of course, when you have a servant&rsquo;s heart, when you know that there is opportunity to do all you can to put yourself forward in the name of offering service, anybody would be interested,</i>
What the fuck does that even mean? Other than she must have bought her bachelor&#039;s degree in communications (emphasis in journalism).
<i>&quot;when you have a servant&rsquo;s heart, when you know that there is opportunity to do all you can to put yourself forward in the name of offering service, anybody would be interested&quot;</i>
And that&#039;s why Sarah Palin&trade; is the longest serving governor in Alaska&#039;s history.
It&#039;s like <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Die_Hard" target="_blank">Die Hard</a> in an Iowa. A gang of terrorists works with frightening precision but soon stumbles when a monkey gets in the wrench. Then we learn the whole thing was really a heist. Finally <strike>John McClane</strike> Hillary literally shoots them down. Yipee kai-yay motherfuckers.
&ldquo;Yeah, I mean, of course, when you have a servant&rsquo;s heart, when you know that there is opportunity to do all you can to put yourself forward in the name of offering service, anybody would be interested,&rdquo;
A servant&#039;s heart . . . and the family pet&#039;s brain. Dr. Frankenstein had to start somewhere.
Not if they <i>really</i> hate us.
&quot;America has had enough of seeing that&quot;
Pretty much what I thought when looking at that lneup.
We&#039;re gonna need a bigger horse.
That&#039;s also the ratio of conservatards to liberals. Coincidence?
Just this second heard the Donald claim to be &quot;seriously thinking&quot; of running for president. That sound you heard was Jon Stewart having a comedy orgasm.
You gotta serve somebody.
<i>&ldquo;Yeah, I mean, of course, when you have a servant&rsquo;s heart, when you know that there is opportunity to do all you can to put yourself forward in the name of offering service, anybody would be interested,</i>
What the fuck does that even mean? Other than she must have bought her bachelor&#039;s degree in communications (emphasis in journalism).
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Worst website ever.
Horde. Sorry.
It means &quot;Send SarahPAC more money, rubes&quot;.
<i>&quot;when you have a servant&rsquo;s heart, when you know that there is opportunity to do all you can to put yourself forward in the name of offering service, anybody would be interested&quot;</i>
And that&#039;s why Sarah Palin&trade; is the longest serving governor in Alaska&#039;s history.
It&#039;s like <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Die_Hard" target="_blank">Die Hard</a> in an Iowa. A gang of terrorists works with frightening precision but soon stumbles when a monkey gets in the wrench. Then we learn the whole thing was really a heist. Finally <strike>John McClane</strike> Hillary literally shoots them down. Yipee kai-yay motherfuckers.
Good luck finding a powerful enough cannon.
&ldquo;Yeah, I mean, of course, when you have a servant&rsquo;s heart, when you know that there is opportunity to do all you can to put yourself forward in the name of offering service, anybody would be interested,&rdquo;
A servant&#039;s heart . . . and the family pet&#039;s brain. Dr. Frankenstein had to start somewhere.
Isn&#039;t Iowa kinda overdue for one of those F5 tornadoes? Keeping my fingers crossed, here.