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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Not if they <i>really</i> hate us.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"America has had enough of seeing that"

Pretty much what I thought when looking at that lneup.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

That's also the ratio of conservatards to liberals. Coincidence?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Just this second heard the Donald claim to be "seriously thinking" of running for president. That sound you heard was Jon Stewart having a comedy orgasm.

bobbert's avatar

You gotta serve somebody.

chascates's avatar

<i>“Yeah, I mean, of course, when you have a servant’s heart, when you know that there is opportunity to do all you can to put yourself forward in the name of offering service, anybody would be interested,</i>

What the fuck does that even mean? Other than she must have bought her bachelor's degree in communications (emphasis in journalism).

bobbert's avatar

Worst website ever.

bobbert's avatar

It means "Send SarahPAC more money, rubes".

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"when you have a servant’s heart, when you know that there is opportunity to do all you can to put yourself forward in the name of offering service, anybody would be interested"</i>

And that's why Sarah Palin™ is the longest serving governor in Alaska's history.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

It's like <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Die_Hard" target="_blank">Die Hard</a> in an Iowa. A gang of terrorists works with frightening precision but soon stumbles when a monkey gets in the wrench. Then we learn the whole thing was really a heist. Finally <strike>John McClane</strike> Hillary literally shoots them down. Yipee kai-yay motherfuckers.

Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

Good luck finding a powerful enough cannon.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

“Yeah, I mean, of course, when you have a servant’s heart, when you know that there is opportunity to do all you can to put yourself forward in the name of offering service, anybody would be interested,”

A servant's heart . . . and the family pet's brain. Dr. Frankenstein had to start somewhere.

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

Isn't Iowa kinda overdue for one of those F5 tornadoes? Keeping my fingers crossed, here.