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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Not if they <i>really</i> hate us.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"America has had enough of seeing that"

Pretty much what I thought when looking at that lneup.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

We're gonna need a bigger horse.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

That's also the ratio of conservatards to liberals. Coincidence?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Just this second heard the Donald claim to be "seriously thinking" of running for president. That sound you heard was Jon Stewart having a comedy orgasm.

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bobbert's avatar

You gotta serve somebody.

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chascates's avatar

<i>“Yeah, I mean, of course, when you have a servant’s heart, when you know that there is opportunity to do all you can to put yourself forward in the name of offering service, anybody would be interested,</i>

What the fuck does that even mean? Other than she must have bought her bachelor's degree in communications (emphasis in journalism).

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bobbert's avatar

iswydt

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bobbert's avatar

Worst website ever.

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bobbert's avatar

Horde. Sorry.

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bobbert's avatar

It means "Send SarahPAC more money, rubes".

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"when you have a servant’s heart, when you know that there is opportunity to do all you can to put yourself forward in the name of offering service, anybody would be interested"</i>

And that's why Sarah Palin™ is the longest serving governor in Alaska's history.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

It's like <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Die_Hard" target="_blank">Die Hard</a> in an Iowa. A gang of terrorists works with frightening precision but soon stumbles when a monkey gets in the wrench. Then we learn the whole thing was really a heist. Finally <strike>John McClane</strike> Hillary literally shoots them down. Yipee kai-yay motherfuckers.

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

Good luck finding a powerful enough cannon.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

“Yeah, I mean, of course, when you have a servant’s heart, when you know that there is opportunity to do all you can to put yourself forward in the name of offering service, anybody would be interested,”

A servant's heart . . . and the family pet's brain. Dr. Frankenstein had to start somewhere.

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

Isn't Iowa kinda overdue for one of those F5 tornadoes? Keeping my fingers crossed, here.

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