"GO HOME" is the edgy new Iowa GOP slogan for the young people. When a group of students visited the state capitol to testify about the effects of budget cuts on higher education, GOP State Senator Shawn Hammerlinck told the students, "I do not like it when students actually come here and lobby me for funds," because democracy is over now and THERE WILL BE NO LOBBYING unless it is done by old men with bags of gold coins. Shawn Hammerlinck does not appreciate hearing from constituents when they want to ask him for money. That is
And ladies, don't worry your pretty little heads about these complicated things like your choices about sexual reproduction or the education and health of your youngin's.
1. you are a <i> state senator</i> in IOWA. you are not important.
2. you look like the dictionary picture for the entry &#039;douche&#039;.
3. you have the stupidest public servant (see what i did there shawn?) name since &#039;Shelley Sekula Gibbs&#039; who - come to think of it - looks like a noble winner compared to you.
It&rsquo;s probably a pretty new experience. You probably prepared for it for days and you sat there in front of us trying to make sure your remarks were just right, and that&rsquo;s a good thing.
Only thing is, you forgot to bring your briefcase filled with cash. Which is a <i>better thing</i>.
So until you purchase my time, whether via lobbyist or PAC money bundling, this whore won&#039;t service your little concerns.
In part 2 of this lesson in Iowa civics, the class will visit another GOP representative, but this time they&#039;ll bring a cash campaign contribution. They will then prepare a written report in which they &#039;compare and contrast&#039; the experiments.
I find keg-stands go a long way to dull the pain of being informed of my irrelevance. Of course, I&#039;m not as young as I once was, so now I rely on Wonkette and whiskey I couldn&#039;t afford as a student (days I will surely look back on as boom times, what with the resurgence of trickle-down economics).
But, would it be creepy for me to tweet him a picture of my junk since I&#039;m not in Iowa? I don&#039;t need conservitards internet stalking my internet menacing.
Also, too, your wife is a good woman. I&#039;m home alone and stuck in a land of self-serve.
What&#039;s the surprise here? Unless you leave the womb with a billion dollars in crawling around money, the Repubicans just don&#039;t care about you.
They should have testified in language the Repubicans can hear: Fetal heartbeats.
student; da-dum, da-dum, da-dum, da-dum Hammerlinck: I concede your point. student: da-dum, da-dum, da-dum, da-dum Hammerlinck: My vote is yours. Anything else I can do for you? student: da-dum, da- dum, da- dum, da-dum Hammerlinck: Yes, I will spit on my mother&#039;s grave.
Reminds me of the good ole days when Boss &quot;I wasn&#039;t wrong; I was misinformed&quot; BlunderRush used to tell his listeners on Friday afternoons &quot;Don&#039;t read the newspapers; don&#039;t watch tv over the weekend. On Monday I&#039;ll tell you all you need to know.&quot;
And ladies, don&#039;t worry your pretty little heads about these complicated things like your choices about sexual reproduction or the education and health of your youngin&#039;s.
here&#039;s some thoughts for you shawn:
1. you are a <i> state senator</i> in IOWA. you are not important.
2. you look like the dictionary picture for the entry &#039;douche&#039;.
3. you have the stupidest public servant (see what i did there shawn?) name since &#039;Shelley Sekula Gibbs&#039; who - come to think of it - looks like a noble winner compared to you.
ok which wonketteer posted that comment?
It&rsquo;s probably a pretty new experience. You probably prepared for it for days and you sat there in front of us trying to make sure your remarks were just right, and that&rsquo;s a good thing.
Only thing is, you forgot to bring your briefcase filled with cash. Which is a <i>better thing</i>.
So until you purchase my time, whether via lobbyist or PAC money bundling, this whore won&#039;t service your little concerns.
NEXT!
I&#039;m gonna feel SO guilty about this (not): <a href="http://www3.legis.state.ia...." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www3.legis.state.ia.us/ga/member.do?ga=83&...">http://www3.legis.state.ia....
In part 2 of this lesson in Iowa civics, the class will visit another GOP representative, but this time they&#039;ll bring a cash campaign contribution. They will then prepare a written report in which they &#039;compare and contrast&#039; the experiments.
The sharp ones will grow up to be Republicans.
So what&#039;s-her-name, the hideous conservatard blonde skank, got the idea from Wisconsin?
Yeah, but those kids had to get shot before anybody paid attention. Bring back mob violence as a means of political protest!
Oh, come on. It&#039;s not like college student activism has any political effect. Just ask the architects of the Vietnam War.
I find keg-stands go a long way to dull the pain of being informed of my irrelevance. Of course, I&#039;m not as young as I once was, so now I rely on Wonkette and whiskey I couldn&#039;t afford as a student (days I will surely look back on as boom times, what with the resurgence of trickle-down economics).
But, would it be creepy for me to tweet him a picture of my junk since I&#039;m not in Iowa? I don&#039;t need conservitards internet stalking my internet menacing.
Also, too, your wife is a good woman. I&#039;m home alone and stuck in a land of self-serve.
What he meant was: &quot;Now that you&#039;re out of the womb, we don&#039;t give a fuck about you.&quot;
What&#039;s the surprise here? Unless you leave the womb with a billion dollars in crawling around money, the Repubicans just don&#039;t care about you.
They should have testified in language the Repubicans can hear: Fetal heartbeats.
student; da-dum, da-dum, da-dum, da-dum Hammerlinck: I concede your point. student: da-dum, da-dum, da-dum, da-dum Hammerlinck: My vote is yours. Anything else I can do for you? student: da-dum, da- dum, da- dum, da-dum Hammerlinck: Yes, I will spit on my mother&#039;s grave.
My email bounced back. Coward!
Reminds me of the good ole days when Boss &quot;I wasn&#039;t wrong; I was misinformed&quot; BlunderRush used to tell his listeners on Friday afternoons &quot;Don&#039;t read the newspapers; don&#039;t watch tv over the weekend. On Monday I&#039;ll tell you all you need to know.&quot;