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chascates's avatar

And ladies, don't worry your pretty little heads about these complicated things like your choices about sexual reproduction or the education and health of your youngin's.

fuflans's avatar

here's some thoughts for you shawn:

1. you are a <i> state senator</i> in IOWA. you are not important.

2. you look like the dictionary picture for the entry 'douche'.

3. you have the stupidest public servant (see what i did there shawn?) name since 'Shelley Sekula Gibbs' who - come to think of it - looks like a noble winner compared to you.

fuflans's avatar

ok which wonketteer posted that comment?

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

It’s probably a pretty new experience. You probably prepared for it for days and you sat there in front of us trying to make sure your remarks were just right, and that’s a good thing.

Only thing is, you forgot to bring your briefcase filled with cash. Which is a <i>better thing</i>.

So until you purchase my time, whether via lobbyist or PAC money bundling, this whore won't service your little concerns.

NEXT!

π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

In part 2 of this lesson in Iowa civics, the class will visit another GOP representative, but this time they'll bring a cash campaign contribution. They will then prepare a written report in which they 'compare and contrast' the experiments.

The sharp ones will grow up to be Republicans.

π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

So what's-her-name, the hideous conservatard blonde skank, got the idea from Wisconsin?

The Quirk's avatar

Yeah, but those kids had to get shot before anybody paid attention. Bring back mob violence as a means of political protest!

PsycWench's avatar

Oh, come on. It's not like college student activism has any political effect. Just ask the architects of the Vietnam War.

MissusBarry's avatar

I find keg-stands go a long way to dull the pain of being informed of my irrelevance. Of course, I'm not as young as I once was, so now I rely on Wonkette and whiskey I couldn't afford as a student (days I will surely look back on as boom times, what with the resurgence of trickle-down economics).

MissusBarry's avatar

But, would it be creepy for me to tweet him a picture of my junk since I'm not in Iowa? I don't need conservitards internet stalking my internet menacing.

Also, too, your wife is a good woman. I'm home alone and stuck in a land of self-serve.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

What he meant was: "Now that you're out of the womb, we don't give a fuck about you."

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

What's the surprise here? Unless you leave the womb with a billion dollars in crawling around money, the Repubicans just don't care about you.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

They should have testified in language the Repubicans can hear: Fetal heartbeats.

student; da-dum, da-dum, da-dum, da-dum Hammerlinck: I concede your point. student: da-dum, da-dum, da-dum, da-dum Hammerlinck: My vote is yours. Anything else I can do for you? student: da-dum, da- dum, da- dum, da-dum Hammerlinck: Yes, I will spit on my mother's grave.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

My email bounced back. Coward!

TundraGrifter's avatar

Reminds me of the good ole days when Boss "I wasn't wrong; I was misinformed" BlunderRush used to tell his listeners on Friday afternoons "Don't read the newspapers; don't watch tv over the weekend. On Monday I'll tell you all you need to know."