Iowa Republicans have belatedly grown as tired of walking prescription overdose Michele Bachmann as the rest of Reality, only this time not for her acutely lunatic viewpoints and constant factual misrepresentations, but because she chronically shows up late to all of her scheduled events, refuses to mingle with the commoners or take their questions and then runs and hides in the cool darkness of her tour bus like some low-level Taliban bureaucrat retiring to his cave to sift through the opium stash in the medicine box before he says a prayer and checks out for a few hours.
Hey, I'll be taking credit for seeing those awful shoes they were leaving out of the photos and making the first fashionist comment days before that Huff Po bitch. In fact I had a snotty comment about her piling on the jewelry years ago. I hatz her.
"Lie" isn't an adequate word for what Republicans say. We need a new term; I propose anti-truth, as in, "There are lies, damned lies, and Republican anti-truths."
Like matter and anti-matter, Republicans and the truth just can't occupy the same space. What they say goes all the way through and past "untrue" into the realm of turning reality inside out, tying a knot in it, and yanking hard.
Hey, I'll be taking credit for seeing those awful shoes they were leaving out of the photos and making the first fashionist comment days before that Huff Po bitch. In fact I had a snotty comment about her piling on the jewelry years ago. I hatz her.
I'am follow the funk.
The best.
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Except not quite as deep a thinker.
<i>constant factual misrepresentations</i>
As Goethe once stated: &quot;Nothing is more terrifying than ignorance in action.&quot;
Lonesome Rhodes?
<i>Can the &ldquo;Barack Obama rock star crap.&rdquo;</i>
Fucking community organizers!
seriously. Huffo is right: she wears the worst shoes.
I could not vote for anyone who wears such crappy shoes.
shelley is self-important bitch? Well color me shocked.
Trust me; you wouldn&#039;t enjoy dinner with Michele Bachmann.
Wow...Blackhawk down.
&quot;Lie&quot; isn&#039;t an adequate word for what Republicans say. We need a new term; I propose anti-truth, as in, &quot;There are lies, damned lies, and Republican anti-truths.&quot;
Like matter and anti-matter, Republicans and the truth just can&#039;t occupy the same space. What they say goes all the way through and past &quot;untrue&quot; into the realm of turning reality inside out, tying a knot in it, and yanking hard.
That&#039;s the kind of &quot;retail politics&quot; the GOP goes for.
They&#039;re even bigger fans of Perry&#039;s wholesale politics.
That may explain exploding teabagger heads: truth annihalating anti-truth whenever a fact penetrate a teabagger&#039;s skull.
Scientists continue their search for a glimpse of this rare event.
Give an Iowa teabagger a fish, and he (deep-fries it and) eats for a day. Teach him fission, on the other hand ....