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fuflans's avatar

AND our MRLP is our only serious opposition.

i mean seriously, brits have two major options, one minor option, also greens, at least two facists AND the MRLP.

we have obama and newt marshmallow-has-been from the 90's.

i'd give a lot for a john anderson or a ross perot or a ralph nadar at this point.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Everyone wants politicians to be honest, until someone says something honest that's unpopular (in this case unpopular with Republican voters, but an accepted fact for the rest of the world).

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<a href="http:\/\/www.boston.com\/news\/science\/articles\/2011\/06\/04\/romney_reaffirms_stance_that_global_warming_is_real\/" target="_blank">Romney reaffirms stance that global warming is real.</a>

And back-peddal in 3, 2, 1...

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Electoral rumination it is.

If Senator Grass(fed)ley has cloven hooves, he would be kosher, eh? If we kill him the right way, anyhow.

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

I agree. For Romney to say "I may be boring, but at least I can string together a sentence, unlike this ass-clown with fake glasses. " I foresee a vicious whisper campaign of absurd, but true stories about $arah that just sink her battleship. I really don't think there's any way the rest of the field will accept her as a candidate lying down (so to speak, grossly)

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Mitt is surely too dumb and cheap to use synthetic, he's a budget cutting takeover wizard. He'll steal the oil outta your car and then buy the seized engine from you at a discount, then ship it to India to be scrapped. Am I getting this oil metaphor right? I'm trying, but I've been drinking and bbq'ing all day.

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PsycWench's avatar

Until she talks about how Iowa is known for its great potatoes, which provide the chips for which we Americans are known, and also the fries, some of which are curly,

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The Quirk's avatar

Incredible. Did she at least stop off and make a frowny face at the destruction?

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/i1115.photobucket.com\/albums\/k551\/denniverse\/romneyronaldreagan.png" target="_blank">Maybe he should just do what he did in 2008?</a>

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

There's still Pawlenty of time.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Mittens needs to be seen eating some corn. To be it's out of season.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Oh, just an off-hand, honest remark about Ryan's Medicare plan being "right-wing social engineering" and "radical". The wingnut flying monkeys were chewing his face off within hours.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I'd have to add one more provision:

e) I don't know she's there.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Rachel Maddow had a wonderful account the other night about how Sarah's Magical History Tour "vacation" bus made a bee-line for New Hampshire, directly through the actual tornado zone in Massachusetts, just after the devastation hit, desperately determined to get there in time to deflect attention from poor old, slightly-less-crazy-and-dickish Mitt, who hasn't yet been forced to say he would kill Medicare a la Paul Ryan.

Sarah is a Mean Girl. No two ways about it.

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fuflans's avatar

as a girl, i have to say i love you for that comment.

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fuflans's avatar

this is good news for john mccain.

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