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Iowa Senate Candidate Lady Loves Castrating Hogs And Men, Is Adorable

Rebecca Schoenkopf
Mar 25, 2014
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Here is this lady, Joni Ernst. She is a Republican running for the US Senate in Iowa! As she sexplains in her homey, aw-shucks, not-a-witch-she's-you youtube campaigner video, she grew up castrating hogs. Now she is going to go to Washington and make them "squeal."

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Gross, Joni Ernst. That's just fucking gross.

Whoever wrote Joni Ernst's campaign video -- Soldier. Mom. Conservative. Pig butcher and shrieking evil Kali destroyer and castrater of man and beast -- did you really think this through? We know you're getting a lot of "earned" media coverage with this foul and frankly viscerally upsetting ad, but is that how you want your lady candidate to introduce herself? As someone who chops the balls off things with a big mean smile on her face? Seems more up Sarah Palin's alley.

Then too, really, also, Deliverance references? We are going to make Washington "squeal," like a pig? THAT IS A REFERENCE TO ANAL RAPE AND TORTURE! LEAVE THE BUTTSECHSING TO THE PROFESSIONALS, like Larry Craig, and your Wonkette!

Mitt Romney, this is who you endorsed. Iowa, this is who you will probably (knowing you) replace Tom Harkin with.

Joni Ernst, hog castrater lady, you are gross and terrible and #pleasestop.

[via Wonket tipster "Dan" if that is even his real name]

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Gherkins d'Resistance
Aug 22

"What are these 'testicles' I hear people talking about? Another liberal plot, probably!"

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ViveLaProtestPayments
Aug 22

The joke's on her. Nobody in Congress has any balls.

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