Here is this lady, Joni Ernst. She is a Republican running for the US Senate in Iowa! As she sexplains in her homey, aw-shucks, not-a-witch-she's-you youtube campaigner video, she grew up castrating hogs. Now she is going to go to Washington and make them "squeal."
&quot;What are these &#039;testicles&#039; I hear people talking about? Another liberal plot, probably!&quot;
The joke&#039;s on her. Nobody in Congress has any balls.
So what is her position on the subject of female circumcision?
You gotta purdy snout....
<em>, and your Wonkette!</em>
Oh. I see.
When you are talking to the political elite, it&#039;s all proper spelling and grammar.
But when you talk to us, it&#039;s all &quot;ur Wonket&quot; and &quot;Fuckers.&quot;
She&#039;s not the first Iowa politician to talk about <a href="http:\/\/www.graywolfproductions.com\/lynnsrants\/iowa-lt-gov-patty-judge-gives-us-a-good-laugh" target="_blank">her castrating skills</a>.
Four legs bad. Three legs, also bad.
And she&#039;s considered a reasonable, moderate Republican in <strike>Iowa</strike> America.
What isn&#039;t terrifyingly confusing to Republican Men?
One or the other, not both!
And then she shows those cute critters, like the interracial couple cuddling at 0:20. You&#039;re undercutting your message, woman!!
p.s. That <i>better</i> be a hog and a sow, lady!
The commercial isn&#039;t <i>that</i> bad! If you&#039;ve heard a piglet SCREAM when getting castrated as I have you&#039;ll never, ever forget that sound. It almost breaks the sound barrier in its intensity and the entire surrounding world gets very quiet.
hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of this pot...
Butcher Smith goes to Washington