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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"What are these 'testicles' I hear people talking about? Another liberal plot, probably!"

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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

The joke's on her. Nobody in Congress has any balls.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

So what is her position on the subject of female circumcision?

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Lot_49's avatar

You gotta purdy snout....

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Shypixel's avatar

<em>, and your Wonkette!</em>

Oh. I see.

When you are talking to the political elite, it's all proper spelling and grammar.

But when you talk to us, it's all "ur Wonket" and "Fuckers."

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FeloniousMonk's avatar

She's not the first Iowa politician to talk about <a href="http:\/\/www.graywolfproductions.com\/lynnsrants\/iowa-lt-gov-patty-judge-gives-us-a-good-laugh" target="_blank">her castrating skills</a>.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Four legs bad. Three legs, also bad.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

And she's considered a reasonable, moderate Republican in <strike>Iowa</strike> America.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

What isn't terrifyingly confusing to Republican Men?

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Shypixel's avatar

IKR?

One or the other, not both!

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

And then she shows those cute critters, like the interracial couple cuddling at 0:20. You're undercutting your message, woman!!

p.s. That <i>better</i> be a hog and a sow, lady!

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chascates's avatar

The commercial isn't <i>that</i> bad! If you've heard a piglet SCREAM when getting castrated as I have you'll never, ever forget that sound. It almost breaks the sound barrier in its intensity and the entire surrounding world gets very quiet.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of this pot...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Butcher Smith goes to Washington

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