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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"What are these 'testicles' I hear people talking about? Another liberal plot, probably!"

ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

The joke's on her. Nobody in Congress has any balls.

Lefty Mark's avatar

So what is her position on the subject of female circumcision?

Lot_49's avatar

You gotta purdy snout....

Shypixel's avatar

<em>, and your Wonkette!</em>

Oh. I see.

When you are talking to the political elite, it's all proper spelling and grammar.

But when you talk to us, it's all "ur Wonket" and "Fuckers."

FeloniousMonk's avatar

She's not the first Iowa politician to talk about <a href="http:\/\/www.graywolfproductions.com\/lynnsrants\/iowa-lt-gov-patty-judge-gives-us-a-good-laugh" target="_blank">her castrating skills</a>.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Four legs bad. Three legs, also bad.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

And she's considered a reasonable, moderate Republican in <strike>Iowa</strike> America.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

What isn't terrifyingly confusing to Republican Men?

Shypixel's avatar

IKR?

One or the other, not both!

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

And then she shows those cute critters, like the interracial couple cuddling at 0:20. You're undercutting your message, woman!!

p.s. That <i>better</i> be a hog and a sow, lady!

chascates's avatar

The commercial isn't <i>that</i> bad! If you've heard a piglet SCREAM when getting castrated as I have you'll never, ever forget that sound. It almost breaks the sound barrier in its intensity and the entire surrounding world gets very quiet.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of this pot...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Butcher Smith goes to Washington