Here is this lady, Joni Ernst. She is a Republican running for the US Senate in Iowa! As she sexplains in her homey, aw-shucks, not-a-witch-she's-you youtube campaigner video, she grew up castrating hogs. Now she is going to go to Washington and make them "squeal."
She&#039;s not the first Iowa politician to talk about <a href="http:\/\/www.graywolfproductions.com\/lynnsrants\/iowa-lt-gov-patty-judge-gives-us-a-good-laugh" target="_blank">her castrating skills</a>.
The commercial isn&#039;t <i>that</i> bad! If you&#039;ve heard a piglet SCREAM when getting castrated as I have you&#039;ll never, ever forget that sound. It almost breaks the sound barrier in its intensity and the entire surrounding world gets very quiet.
Iowa Senate Candidate Lady Loves Castrating Hogs And Men, Is Adorable
&quot;What are these &#039;testicles&#039; I hear people talking about? Another liberal plot, probably!&quot;
The joke&#039;s on her. Nobody in Congress has any balls.
So what is her position on the subject of female circumcision?
You gotta purdy snout....
<em>, and your Wonkette!</em>
Oh. I see.
When you are talking to the political elite, it&#039;s all proper spelling and grammar.
But when you talk to us, it&#039;s all &quot;ur Wonket&quot; and &quot;Fuckers.&quot;
She&#039;s not the first Iowa politician to talk about <a href="http:\/\/www.graywolfproductions.com\/lynnsrants\/iowa-lt-gov-patty-judge-gives-us-a-good-laugh" target="_blank">her castrating skills</a>.
Four legs bad. Three legs, also bad.
And she&#039;s considered a reasonable, moderate Republican in <strike>Iowa</strike> America.
What isn&#039;t terrifyingly confusing to Republican Men?
IKR?
One or the other, not both!
And then she shows those cute critters, like the interracial couple cuddling at 0:20. You&#039;re undercutting your message, woman!!
p.s. That <i>better</i> be a hog and a sow, lady!
The commercial isn&#039;t <i>that</i> bad! If you&#039;ve heard a piglet SCREAM when getting castrated as I have you&#039;ll never, ever forget that sound. It almost breaks the sound barrier in its intensity and the entire surrounding world gets very quiet.
hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of this pot...
Butcher Smith goes to Washington