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diogenez's avatar

Shouldn't dental assistants all be hot guys anyway?

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Another victory for market forces.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

We love it when you talk dirty.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

They told me if two employees keep arriving late. If I give one a warning and fire the other, the different treatment would be a cause for lawsuit for wrongful termination.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

And if he's new Captain Kirk, definitely a hottie!! Somehow, Shatner never did it for me.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

In Michigan, not all the workesr are the right height.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

If you cannot envision any possible way this legal precedent can be abused and exploited, you don't qualify for a law degree.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

How well does that explanation work during job interviews? I'm asking for a friend.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Reminds me of the Citibank hottie from a few years back, <a href="http:\/\/www.villagevoice.com\/2010-06-01\/news\/is-this-woman-too-hot-to-work-in-a-bank\/1\/" target="_blank">Debrahlee Lorenzana. </a> And more recently, Lauren Odes, who was <a href="http:\/\/abovethelaw.com\/2012\/05\/lawsuit-of-the-day-yet-another-woman-claims-she-was-fired-for-being-too-hot\/" target="_blank">too hot to work in a lingerie shop</a> , if that's even possible.

If this is an actual trend, I'm gonna read up on the law of 'attractive nuisance' and open up a specialty law practice.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

A pretty young thing did work hard For a dentist she began to make hard His wife did find out The young thing was out The judge said "He's right! She was asking for it."

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Vienna Woods's avatar

And if I'm the wife and I find out it's going on... that girl is gone. If things are heating up, they aren't going to cool down with her still there. Either the girl was a willing participant in the personal texting, etc, in which case she's crossing the line too, or she should sue for harrassment.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

EVERY book should be originally published as MOON KISSED.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Previously known as "Moon Love".

Triangles are a gateway love. First triangles, then pink triangles, then the hard stuff: Sharon Angles.

I used to like triangle love, then I became a square.

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Lot_49's avatar

Grace Slick w/Jefferson Airplane in the glorious days of "Crown of Creation." Song by David Crosby.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Let's see what Justin Timerlake, Lady Gaga and Andy Samberg have to say about this:

<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw" target="_blank">The Golden Rule</a>

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

At my dentist, it's like a masquerade ball. Except me. No one told me to wear a mask.

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