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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

"Fred" is code word for "my gay lover."

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ahughes798's avatar

One of my fave Zeppelin songs.

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Moar Wordz's avatar

Makes sense that rupturing the stomach of a deer in an auto accident would taint the meat with e-coli , etc. Not to mention sheer fear endorphins. But people picking up roadkill, breaking down the animal, and reselling it, is an actual thing now . Not sure what state. Somewhere rural. Midwestern ?Ira Glass or whathisname did a story on it for NPR which was aired repeatedly. I personally thought it sounded pretty unappetizing. Wondered how long the animal was sitting on the asphalt decomposing, and which animals were considered " viable. " And how carefully they monitored food safety, handling, packaging. Because it's not like it was done under temperature-safe, sterile conditions. I'm for recycling, just possibly not run- over opossum. Or squirrel.

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ahughes798's avatar

I cain't hardly believe there was a company that would do that, FFS! Ira Glass is the host of the show, "This American Life." I'll try to look that one up and have a listen to it, because it sounds really unsafe.

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Moar Wordz's avatar

Uh-oh Spaghettio?Is this for real ?!Baby Doc was $$$$$ laundering " through " Trump tower ?!?!Whoa if true. And I'm not being flip.Just - Jesus.Oops. Major, major oops.Can some one please tell me then who was funding the Ton-Ton Macoute ?!

" Friends of Golf ? " as Shacocis describes them ?

They seemed nice !

"Necklacing" people and whatnot. Dissappearing people.

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ahughes798's avatar

Since it tastes like shit, I don't think they did.

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Brian Loudermilch's avatar

It was only a matter of time before the Red State folks started waking up.Probable cause was the constant Laughing from those damned Liberals.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Considering the look on Donnie's face, I'd say that's a wise strategy.

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javadavis's avatar

Yes - and also get that religious influence out of the textbook writing, too. And keep them away from the lesson plans, too. And, and, and...

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javadavis's avatar

Hard work, and hard on the hands, so I hear. There is a reason that a whole line of skin care products is named Corn Huskers: https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

That and Kashmir.

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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

I know my old coworker would get calls from the local police when a deer was hit and he would head over and claim the meat, I never considered whether there was legality involved.

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HazooToo's avatar

It took me all of two seconds to verify that Sweden is not, in fact, Russia. Does she also tie a bread bag around her head every night before bed? It might explain why she's so goddamn stupid. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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dshwa's avatar

My House rep is a tea bagger who won't show her face in public, and pre screens her "town halls" so it's only people she agrees with. Talking with her would be a novelty.

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