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I am humbled by your humbleness.

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How did he get into your pants?

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Yah-Meh?

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"You said 'destruction' 3 times."

"I like destruction."

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Sarah Palin?

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I always let people know that modesty is my most outstanding virtue.

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Yah-Weh?

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Yes, in that one about prayers before city council meetings in upstate NY.

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<blockquote>there shall no man be able to stand before thee, until thou have destroyed them.</blockquote>

However, after you have destroyed them, they'll be able to stand just fine, apparently? This must be some new kind of destruction of which I was previously unaware.

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More Iowans need to repent ever having voted for that dumb fuck.

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Probably the guy that wrote Tutti Frutti.

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Idiots Out Waundering Around

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I repented of that big can o' baked beans I ate for lunch yesterday. Does that count?

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It was all right when the Jews wrote it, but then the Xtians fucked up the translations.

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Eeeesh! Old George could have used some serious advice on how to accessorize his outfits.

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Fuck that. I don’t need to humble myself. I am already the most humble person in the world.

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