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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I am humbled by your humbleness.

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bobbert's avatar

How did he get into your pants?

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bobbert's avatar

Yah-Meh?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"You said 'destruction' 3 times."

"I like destruction."

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Painter of Goats's avatar

Sarah Palin?

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Joshua Norton's avatar

I always let people know that modesty is my most outstanding virtue.

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Lot_49's avatar

Yah-Weh?

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Lot_49's avatar

Yes, in that one about prayers before city council meetings in upstate NY.

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SullivanSt's avatar

<blockquote>there shall no man be able to stand before thee, until thou have destroyed them.</blockquote>

However, after you have destroyed them, they'll be able to stand just fine, apparently? This must be some new kind of destruction of which I was previously unaware.

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diogenez's avatar

More Iowans need to repent ever having voted for that dumb fuck.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Probably the guy that wrote Tutti Frutti.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Idiots Out Waundering Around

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The Quirk's avatar

I repented of that big can o' baked beans I ate for lunch yesterday. Does that count?

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The Quirk's avatar

It was all right when the Jews wrote it, but then the Xtians fucked up the translations.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Eeeesh! Old George could have used some serious advice on how to accessorize his outfits.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Fuck that. I don’t need to humble myself. I am already the most humble person in the world.

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