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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I am humbled by your humbleness.

bobbert's avatar

How did he get into your pants?

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"You said 'destruction' 3 times."

"I like destruction."

Joshua Norton's avatar

I always let people know that modesty is my most outstanding virtue.

Lot_49's avatar

Yes, in that one about prayers before city council meetings in upstate NY.

SullivanSt's avatar

<blockquote>there shall no man be able to stand before thee, until thou have destroyed them.</blockquote>

However, after you have destroyed them, they'll be able to stand just fine, apparently? This must be some new kind of destruction of which I was previously unaware.

diogenez's avatar

More Iowans need to repent ever having voted for that dumb fuck.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Probably the guy that wrote Tutti Frutti.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Idiots Out Waundering Around

The Quirk's avatar

I repented of that big can o' baked beans I ate for lunch yesterday. Does that count?

The Quirk's avatar

It was all right when the Jews wrote it, but then the Xtians fucked up the translations.

Joshua Norton's avatar

Eeeesh! Old George could have used some serious advice on how to accessorize his outfits.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Fuck that. I don’t need to humble myself. I am already the most humble person in the world.