If the Midwest felt especially blessed yesterday, it's no doubt because the entire state of Iowa was basking in the smug satisfaction of a "day of prayer, fasting and repentance." Gov. Terry Branstad signed a proclamation back in April designating Monday a special Christian Repentence Day, because he is just like George Washington, and also anyone who thinks the First Amendment prohibits governors from proclaiming special prayer days can go suck balls. People like official prayer, and this is America, where the Constitution is everything, except when some atheist says it means government isn't supposed to host church services.
I am humbled by your humbleness.
How did he get into your pants?
&quot;You said &#039;destruction&#039; 3 times.&quot;
&quot;I like destruction.&quot;
I always let people know that modesty is my most outstanding virtue.
Yes, in that one about prayers before city council meetings in upstate NY.
<blockquote>there shall no man be able to stand before thee, until thou have destroyed them.</blockquote>
However, after you have destroyed them, they&#039;ll be able to stand just fine, apparently? This must be some new kind of destruction of which I was previously unaware.
More Iowans need to repent ever having voted for that dumb fuck.
Probably the guy that wrote Tutti Frutti.
Idiots Out Waundering Around
I repented of that big can o&#039; baked beans I ate for lunch yesterday. Does that count?
It was all right when the Jews wrote it, but then the Xtians fucked up the translations.
Eeeesh! Old George could have used some serious advice on how to accessorize his outfits.
Fuck that. I don&rsquo;t need to humble myself. I am already the most humble person in the world.