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Runfastandwin's avatar

"they will launch armed boarding parties to take physical control of the ships" what could possibly go wrong?

JenTheFriend's avatar

Why doesn't Trump send someone who is actually qualified to neogtiate* rather than people whose primary talent is kissing up to him? If I'm going into surgery, I want someone who operates on me to be an experienced expert, not someone who is good at complimenting me.

*Yes, I know the real reason why. This is a rhetorical question.

Cincinnatus's avatar

Trump Appears To Have Deleted Image Depicting Himself As Jesus Christ

A painterly image President Donald Trump posted to Truth Social depicting himself as Jesus Christ healing the sick appears to have been taken down before noon on Monday. [HuffPost]

Tza's avatar

Apparently MBS is pressuring Kushner to stay in til regime change. SA has done a great job of getting no one to realize how involved they are r/n

SethTriggs's avatar

Murc's Law means you can be dumb as shit, but be protected from consequences.

LOL at evangelicals getting the vapors over the blasphemy of America's Pilonidal Cyst. You assholes looked the other way gladly for this 34-count felonious sex pest because he promised you ethnic cleansing. He promised he would torture trans people. He promised you he would roll back rights and tamp down on Black people, which he is doing. Sit your asses down. You know this asshole is all violations of the Ten Commandments wrapped in one.

I don't know if you noticed, but he doesn't need you anymore. All he needed was for you to stop the nice Black prosecutor lady so he would be free to crime. Not only that, but escape accountability for past, present and future criming.

You bought your ticket, now take the ride.

Wendy Wonders's avatar

"armed boarding parties" = pirates? The list of all the types of criminality that Trump partakes in can now include piracy!

Jens TINGLEFF's avatar

The Mad King Fuck-Face the First should have quit while he was behind.

cdr3's avatar

Nice job Evan!

Pig Bodine's avatar

Tired of Iran blocking Operation Just the Tip of the Spear, Trump employs Operation If I Can't Have It, No-One Can.

mr_snarky's avatar

Can’t believe people take the time to read those tldr bonkers posts by the donald. I’d rather just slam my hand in a car door.

SethTriggs's avatar

I really glaze over a sentence in because it's all one gigantic text wall of batshit. If Joe Biden posted anything like this he actually would get committed.

John Cook's avatar

Ladies and gentlemen, President Eric Cartman!

jltympanum's avatar

That pix is a McNaughton, is it not?

Bitter Scribe's avatar

No, it's AI slop. Even McNaughton has his limits. (Presumably.)

SethTriggs's avatar

Yeah McNaughton would never do that (and wearing Jesus' cloak would hide the jacked up muscles and such he would probably give America's Pilonidal Cyst.)

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

Of course it couldn’t be that this was all bullshit to affect the oil market so the insiders could make bank over the weekend again right?

All this crazy talk makes much more sense when you see it through that lens.

NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

“Trump floated the possibility on Sunday of a resumption of US strikes inside Iran, citing missile factories as one possible target.”

Good thing they didn’t waste any time on missile factories before this; those girls’ schools weren’t going to blow themselves up.

SethTriggs's avatar

"Ceasefire for Dummies."

42tontom's avatar

Planning, what is it?

What A Debacle's avatar

Trump is playing 4 Dimensional Wack-a-mole.

Suck it Libs.